saying um in someones face right after they say something weird is such a lost art like ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm weird.
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saying um in someones face right after they say something weird is such a lost art like ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm weird.
okay fine well if you dont wanna play dissection or mind control then what else is there
When I die...I think I'd like to come back as a cigarette.......xxxx xxxxx
this is for real a god tier tweet
Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.
This “hanging out” you mentioned is intriguing. Have my people call your people
Hey kid, sorry I killed your dad with a huge sword. The cycle of violence is super fucked up isn't it. Hopefully it can stop with you.
garfield of the day
i had to stop being friends with Sex Dracula. dont want to cause drama so im not gonna get into it, but it wasnt for the reasons you might think.
i love this character so much......i hope they get seriously injured and almost die
[detective voice] he’s gone where the long arm of the law can never reach him… not even if the law were some kind of gibbon
*puts hand on your shouder* its ok dont cry. I know what it feels like to get run over by a car one million times. Forwards and backwards. Until you get really flat and dont have any blood left.
I dont care if thats not what youre going through. I just wanted to say something crazy. Can i have a few dollars from your wallet