The Inevitable Is Happening @godofthepans - Tumblr Blog

my tummy hurt and I took pepto bismol

is that okay to do :(

Unfortunately, my child, you’re going to Hell unless you repent. It was God’s plan for your tummy to hurt, and to take Pepto Bismol is to turn your face away from God and slap Jesus square in the face.

#I still think of this every time my stomach hurts

geyfrog

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

turing-tested

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

disgustinggf

pingo1387

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

billiuspendragon

Okay, fine, I'll say it. I'll speak my mind. Meow meow meow meow meow.

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

macabrevampire

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

shit-happens-bitchachos

oneheadtoanother

wosp-reactivated

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

drulalovescas

the more things change, the more they stay the same

imsobadatnicknames2

Does anyone else get pissed off when you wake up just as you were making significant progress in some bullshit task you had to do in a dream? Like great now I did all that shit for nothing