Welcome To The Presence Of A God

Of a caliber of shinobi long vanished Born to a clan who's name has been etched into history with bloodshed Some have called him "broken" Others "battle hardened" Cold and calculating, he makes his movements, Having little respect for the handful that dare carry his crest with their names. He had fallen into hatred long ago A darkness so deep, It was almost impenetrable. Long ago lost was a thirst for peace he once had. Knowing that in this corrupt world it would never take even a foothold. And soon another world shall rise, The lone man watching as it builds itself. The God Of The Uchiha

[bitchycode]

omg

[gingerrroot]

anxiety: ur gonna be late!!! get there early

me: *is 15 mins early*

anxiety: no ones here ur in the wrong place!!!

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Quick Starts: Your Muse spots Mine doing something unhealthy/dangerous. Come and put a stop to it!

[sovietdilf-deactivated20160714]

what a shame the poor grooms bride is a 

[taliasterology-deactivated20160]

Donald Trump supporter

[11rooks]

oh god thats worse

[wordsnquotes]

Acting like you don’t care is not letting it go.

Penelope Douglas (via wordsnquotes)

[lokis-queen]

For all the fucking hype that Bernie Sanders gets you’d think he would have done better. You fucking shit heads sit here not voting meanwhile reblogging shit supporting Bernie. Your bitch ass blog isn’t going to make a difference you dickwad. YOU NEED TO GO OUT AND FUCKING VOTE.

[rapunzelie]

a lil aggressive but in nicer terms, don’t just assume that Bernie will win because he is popular on social media. There has to be actual voter mobilization, if you’re reading this and did not vote but had no legitimate barrier from doing so, yes I am talking to you

[pokec0re]

[coolgarbage-deactivated20170126]

it’s a shame the original caption for this is gone bc it was a really nice story. An author decided he wanted his 2000-ish word essay tattooed onto people, but only one word per person, if someone was to die, the story would be gone. It’s kind of amazing to think, imagine being that author and having a story that could never be read, yet it could be anywhere in the world. idk man I just think it’s pretty incredible.

[h-o-r-n-g-r-y]

“Shelley Jackson’s Skin project, a 2095-word story published exclusively in tattoos, one word each on as many willing volunteers, so it can never be read in its proper order, but just exists, pulsing, out in the world at all times.”

[gecsplaining]

do you realize what this is saying? you are part of a big story. if you were gone, the whole story would have something missing. this is great.

[lordheck-deactivated20150926]

[xj9kin-deactivated20150425]

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

[cookienun]

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they dress

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they talk

assuming someone’s sexuality because of their haircut

assuming someone’s sexuality

pizza

[keepmywhiskeyneat-deactivated20]

Got a text from my neighbor that Amazon accidentally wedged a package between the door and the hand rail, pinning them inside their house. I got there, took a picture of the box and tweeted it to Amazon. They responded with a pun. I’m not even mad

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

Emotions are so ugly I don’t wanna feel anything except raw dick

[odinsblog]

…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour

[blind-diode]

this is the shit

[lostiel]

[505bagels-deactivated20140112]

I NEVER NOTICED THE CORNER OF HIS MOUTH TWITCHING UP

#tony’s all ‘i like your sass’ #’i mean you’re crazy as shit but no one can say you’re not hilarious’ 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I think if it weren’t for the fact that he keeps trying to kill everyone, Tony and Loki would actually be BFF

Thor would be getting calls at five in the morning from Tony, saying things like ‘Somehow Loki and I are in Vegas in a car neither of us remembers buying, dressed up in buffalo costumes and we might have gotten married. We have no money and there’s a passed out lounge singer in the trunk of our car. Call Pepper, tell her to send cash’

And Thor would have to get them out of whatever trouble they’d gotten into in their wacky adventures

[itsjodiewhittaker-deactivated20]

Also, notice that Loki is looking at Tony. In his last gif he slightly looks to everyone but then his eyes go straight back to Tony. The man who offered him a drink in first place. ahah 

[grootficguy]

a guy from my school once challenged a guy from a school by the farms to a fight and the guy from my school brought a switchblade so everyone was like “oh he’s gonna fuck him up” but the farmer guy brought a fucking pitchfork

[jibblies]

[gay-idol-hell]

[llleighsmith]

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

[animal-factbook]

The pancake owl is a native specie of Australia. Because Australia is in the bottom of the world, animals there may become distorted by gravity. Like how astronauts grow taller in space due to the lack of gravity, animals in Australia will shrink because of the heavy concentration of gravity there.