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Anna/Keith | ♏️ | 25 | he/they I like obsessing over things so rn it’s Neopets and Persona 5 sorry about that gang

[yamcha]

Visit Original Link

[magical-girl]

walking in the crowd in a faceless town i need to feel the touch of a friend

AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF KINDNESS THAT I FEEL FROM PEOPLE I DONT EVEN KNOOOOOW

[sdrgiobhjkfdlbjreiug-deactivate]

oooooo shit

[pactpunk]

aiming to take classes this summer and the cost of living is too darn high throw me a bone i'll draw you a nice lil face

[enjoynekojiru]

Story #18 from JiruJiru Diary

[pactpunk]

*obligatory leyendecker studies*

(@that-random-idiot OC)

(@pesbi OC)

(IG ketchupshotglass OC)

[grymmoires]

[inexplicably-gaining-followers]

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

[daglout]

This text thread brought us into a new age

[emrakul-flying-spaghetti-monster]

The year is 1 ATP (After Then Perish)

[daughter-of-sapph0]

The 17th of August, 2017 is the date that Then Perish was posted by Tumblr user Spooky-Grimwhoire. Friday will be exactly one year after the original posting of Then Perish. Mark your calendars.

[piss-pirate]

Happy new year, 3ATP!

[magicact]

thinking abt the fact he had to put on a suit every day. feels cruel

[curioscurio]

 She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

[fullmetalfisting]

Being friends with crust punks is wild. I knew a guy who got a tattoo of a train on his leg and then the next week he lost his legs trainhopping. When I was like 16 I was on the roof of a house during a party and the cops rolled up. I stayed put figuring the cops weren’t gonna look on the fuckin roof and I watched this same guy roll out in his wheelchair and slash the cops tires.

[wardenevka]

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[ichigo-kuriimu]

the japanese “-ne?” particle and the british slang term “innit” serve the same function

[ichigo-kuriimu]

Standard English: It’s cold, isn’t it?

Japanese: Samui desu ne?

British: It’s fuckin’ freezin’, innit?

[ichigo-kuriimu]

i have to do everything around here

[wumblr]

i’m sorry but “are you from tennessee because you’re the only ten i see” is funnier with literally any other location. bro are you from capetown because you’re the only cape i town. the only rhode i land. the only ant i arctica. are you from the great lakes region because you’re the only mich i gan. bro are you from the moon. because you’re the only mo i oon

[tiberius-claudius-nero]

the only miss whose piss i sippie

[fatpotatosaysmoo]

girlies what do y'all do when you're crushing on someone

[disbelievingangel]

[pauljpeg]

I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

[dovv]

[shrimpkidd]

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this will never not be funny to me

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i think as op i shd give the context here...they're talking about the fucking hamburglar ❤️

[cirrates]

joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag

[cirrates]

"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer

[pliskin]

[mythicfictionist]

nothing but respect for my ace king

[midiport]

literally ahead of its time