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Alright folks, a few ground rules and boundaries for this neat little Blog and Ask Box I've got here!
Hi! I'm Kitty, or Doll, or whatever nickname you want to call me. I'm old enough to drink and young enough to not know better! I'm a succubuskin, and that means that while I'm gonna keep things 90% chill here, there's gonna be nsfw posts. That's just how the cookie crumbles, sorry. Feel free to shoot me an ask, or just hang out, but keep in mind;
Kin For Fun ain't welcome here. Who I am is not a game, nor is it something I am interested in having treated as such. If you come here, you'll end up blocked.
Aside from that, I'm non-judgmental and pretty free form. I'm here to indulge people, not shame them.
Confession Booth Rules
If you're here to cause drama, don't. I won't even engage. You'll just get blocked.
Minors are not welcome here, and they certainly aren't welcome in my asks.
Flirting is both allowed and encouraged, but that's where I draw the line. Sorry to disappoint, but someone else got to me first. <3
And that's it! Follow those three little rules and we'll get along just fine.
isn't it ridiculous how you're only allowed to have types when you're into conventional appearance and conventionally attractive things. if you're into fat people you're immediately labeled as a fat fetishist but exclusively dating skinny people is just normal. if you're into muscular women you're a disgusting gooner with a muscle mommy fetish but if you're into muscular men you're literally just a regular person. thinking feet is attractive is a fetish but being into boobs is the normalest thing ever even though both are non-sexual body parts
scientists are trying to discover something harder than getting out of bed to go to work in the morning. and dont make a fucking penis joke ok they already checked everyone’s dick and it doesn’t even come close
okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where he’s going to be a sex pest, namely: “Do you know where the term ‘blow job’ comes from?”
and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!
his second error: approaching a little autistic freak with what he intended to be an uncomfortable sex question that would make me feel weird and gross. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, I Have Never Misjudged A Man’s Intentions So Incredibly In My Life. because i did not realize he was trying to harass me. because i love talking about sex facts, albeit not usually at work. unless. someone prompts me. my coworkers are the kind of people who are generally online enough to know terms, but not exactly what they mean, and they realized they could ask me a while back and get good answers without the resulting awkwardness because i do not experience shame. i am primed to answer questions like the one he has proposed.
So I Answered It.
and well, really, what happened is that I began answering it, then realized the answer required a bit more context. I mean, you can’t just say “oh, well, the term first appears in writing in the 1940s” without first explaining that ‘blow’ by itself already had sexual connotations for centuries, and then, really, are we talking about the origin of the term or the origin of the act. and well we have a ton of literature and art depicting fellatio throughout human history, did you know a lot of it was men performing it on other men? oh, that reminds me, there are a multitude of latin words for oral sex performed on penises, and hold on let me quote you the entirety of catullus 16 from memory and explain it’s fascinating insights into the roman world of homosexuality-
i do not know how to turn any of this ^ off, by the way. i’m sure some people out there have a switch that disables their infodumping mid-speech. i do not. and i also didn’t realize he wasn’t looking for a real answer until my other coworker explained so hours later. he could not excuse himself from the conversation he started, and i made a conservative man at least 30 years older than me to listen to my catullus recitation. i will sodomize and facefuck you, indeed.
anyway, i think i got a bad grade in being sexually harassed. my pro tip is maybe don’t start with what a very autistic individual will misconstrue as you earnestly asking them to explain sex to you. the special interest shield will cause splashback damage.
I'm kinda dumb like that but!!! That's ok, because I'm just vibing. That, and admittedly ending up a LITTLE hungrier than intended, but I'm working on it.
Welp. It's about that time of year again.
I think whoever invented demons going into heat should be placed within the Pear Wiggler at high speeds and then have said wiggler launched into the sun.
Happy November y'all
MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY HAS ONCE AGAIN ROLLED AROUND, AND FOR YET ANOTHER YEAR I'LL SKIP GOING AS A DEMON;
probably because the cute couple my partner and I have been hooking up with is having a Halloween party and I'm fucking HYPED for it.
Wish me luck, my fellow hellspawn~
(more horny than anyone has ever been before) i bet it feels good as hell to put your hands in someones abdominal cavity and feel their organs flinch away from your touch
✔️ Have Evil Sex
✔️ Have Immoral Sex
✔️ Have Horrifying Sex
✔️ Have Stomach-Churning Sex
✔️ Have Sex That Changes You Forever In Ways You Haven’t Begun To Fully Comprehend
🔜 Get groceries
As you may or may not know, today is Canadian Thanksgiving; Which means my ass is being dragged around town alllll day for family brunches and dinners so fast it's made my head spin! @,,,,@
Local succubus stuffed (full of turkey) (not clickbait)
Happy thanksgiving y'all, and I hope you have a good day!!!
