yes i'm a soldier for you

pip | male | 28 | INFP if every pork chop was perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs

[vacillator-deactivated20250323]

not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

[guccifloralsuits]

nobody say a fucking word about tumblr we can’t remind these billionaires we exist

[gokus]

is anyone even alive on here anymore

[bloodbending]

can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bootlickers, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

[catcrumb]

[hjartasalt]

There is no way of accidentally doing a nazi salute twice in a row while the entire world is watching. This man needs to be killed

[hjartasalt]

And I mean he does need to be killed. I remember a time when the obvious and most socially acceptable answer to what you would do if you could travel back in time was to kill Hitler before he rose to power. That is just what everyone said. Saying that nazis and fascism are bad was not seen as a controversial opinion it was simply a fact. This was not a long time ago and I am sure the vast majority of people reading this remember this as well. Elon Musk needs to be killed. Obviously.

[vsemily]

dont play defense

[popcultureds]

10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger

[sailor-v]

me and the five other people that didn’t see the northern lights are throwing a party and you’re not invited btw

[nezreblogz]

[zegalba]

northern lights photographed from space

[aropride]

couldnt think of the word "hex code" so i just googled "colors" and stared at my screen for a couple minutes

[die-rosastrasse]

Various stars & moon details from my gouache paintings 🌙✨

[propalitetz]

ough to be a cat sleeping in a dandelion field. eepy sleepy

[kaedien]

americans think ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN of driving 7 hours. they’ll drive 7 hours just for dinner. they’ll drive 7 hours just for chips and dip

[roarykooper]

i went to england to visit the family of this boy im dating in birmingham. one of his sisters lived in manchester and his whole family kept being like we wish lila was her you would love her blah blah blah lila would just lobe you blah and I was finally like well why couldn’t she make it? everyone was like lol as we said she’s in manchester??? that’s it. i looked up the distance and it’s like less than two hours away and when me and my dude went to grab a beer later that night I was like so does Lila not get along with your parents like what’s up? again, he’s like babe I told you she’s in manchester. I was like are the villages at war????? he goes “it’s too far. this isn’t holiday.” I was like babe we’ve drivin 4-5 hours for weekend trips to the beach Im just confused- and he cuts me off and goes “that’s American me. We don’t do that here”

[depsidase]

[sunsbleeding]