It's My Life

[moonwatermind]

Fourth Wing Characters And Their Red Flags (Iron Flame Spoilers)

Violet: really bad at basic math (6+1=??), constantly interrupts people when they’re about to spill the tea, caused a questionable stain on the Tyrrendor Throne.

Xaden: unresolved mommy issues, really bad at 20 questions, stuck in his emo phase, has Endgame by Taylor Swift on repeat so much it seeps into his vocabulary, inappropriate use of the communal gym showers, self-sacrificial to a fault.

Dain: patchy beard, memory thief, used his nepo baby connections to get the wingleader position even though he sucks at it, has a low key crush on Xaden (the true enemies to lovers all along).

Jesinia: writes Xaden & Violet fanfiction with explicit scenes during work hours.

Andarna: forgets to take her melatonin and makes it everyones problem.

Tairn: major exasperated dad energy, v emotional and impulsive, unresolved trauma around Naolin, superiority complex when it comes to gryphons.

Sgael: Not that good at making choices.

Nolon: HIPAA violations for sure, was the true weakest link all along.

Caroline Ashton: dared to be in the book more than Garrick???? Literally wtf.

Brennan: Faked his own death yet chose the most obvious pseudonym ever, so deep in the closet he’s living in Narnia.

Mira: the abusive sibling (she was justified tbh), really bad at getting very obvious hints.

Daddy Sorrengail: literally doesn’t have a name? Speaks in code to his children for plot reasons only. Weak heart (sure buddy).

Rhiannon: Makes every other character look bad because she’s an actual angel.

[came-to-laugh-but-cried]

I love imagining Tairn and Sgaeyl having little chats about their riders sleep habits like parents

‘Oh my rider didn’t have a nap, she will be so cranky’

[chaotticdaydreamss]

[majuandrad]

Violet with a friend 💛

[intairnwetrust]

Tairn being the best character in Fourth Wing:

"pronunciation could use some work"

"You bleeding. Stop it."

"You making us look bad. Stop it"

"You only fell about a dozen times that trip"

"The closest translation for humans is probably 'for fuck's sake'"

"And i could call you violence like the wingleader"

"Never. I’ll burn him alive before he takes a single step toward you."

"This grumby ass just caught you a dozen times, Silver one."

"Stubborn silver human"

“Never. I’ll burn him alive before he takes a single step toward you.”

"I hear it’s all the fashion"

"Should i get the wingleader?"

"Golden one" and "Silver one"

"No chance of that happening. I'm not letting her off my back, wingleader"

"Tell him if he harms you, I'll scorch the ground where he stands"

[sersi]

THE EVOLUTION OF LUKE SKYWALKER

[meet-me-at-box5]

Erik: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Christine: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

[goldenadagio]

That book would definitely make ME cry.

[worm-moon-eclipse]

IT'S ME GIRL I'M THE ANGEL OF MUSIC SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN LISTEN TO ME GIRL LEAVE THE BOY WE DON'T NEED HIM COME WITH ME AND SING MY SONGS WE'LL HAVE MUSIC TIMES IN CAVES DO DO DO DO YEAH YOU NEED ME GIRL YOUR FREE WILL IS AN ILLUSION

[miraydanerarchived]

yağmur tanrısevsin gif pack

in the source link of this post you’ll find #293 gifs from episode 1 of the television series kalp yarası (2021), as well as the rules you must abide by in order to use them. all gifs included were made by me and are size 268 x 170. content warnings include: harassment, violence, food, drinking/eating. an alternative zipped file download can be found on the page.  NOTE: this fc is turkish, please name them accordingly or don’t use my gifs.

[afeelgoodblog]

Surprise triplets 😂

[sandersstudies]

I can’t decide what’s funnier, if this was a genuine candid photo of the father’s shock, or if he was an excellent sport and was like “hey folks, know what would be hilarious…”

[lizluvscupcakes]

“Yknow, Ted, the guys at the bar are gonna wanna know what it was.”

“Bring the photo! It’ll be funnier if you bring the photo.”

[gay-ellis-thats-all]

Story Time!

My father, who is an identical twin, has two older sisters who were also identical twins. My grandfather’s favourite way to tell the story was that in 1956 when he was awaiting the arrival of 🤷‍♀️ Child™️, the doctor (who, in the small town where we’re from, had delivered my aunts a few years earlier) came to the lounge, lit a cigarette and took a seat next to him.

“Clifford… how are ya?” the doctor greeted.

“I’m alright… yourself?”

“Good, good…good, so how many ya want this time?”

My grandfather, even in the retelling of the story heaved the most world weary sigh and said, “…how many ya got?”

[deinvatiwrites]

My dad and uncle are twins and when my grandma was pregnant with them she asked the doctor if it could be twins. He said no, and gave her an X-ray (😬) to prove it. But after she delivered my uncle, the doctor was like, “Oh. Uh…” and she came up off the table to scream, “YOU SON OF A BITCH I TOLD YOU THERE WERE TWO IN THERE!”

I can absolutely picture her doing it too. I bet that doctor was scared to death. 😂

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Once we were on a field trip. Aunt Mara was driving, and we’d been on the road for like three hours, and in the distance, we see a McDonald’s. We see the golden arches. And we got so excited. We started chanting “McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s! McDonald’s!” Aunt Mara pulled into the drive-thru, and we started cheering. And then she ordered one black coffee for herself, and kept driving.

Jaina Solo (via incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes)

[userscully]

Simu Liu and the donut: a saga

[bebx]

Marvel and their secrecy are scary

[happy-place-for-sad-people]

[tonkysexist]

The Black Widow movie highlights all the problems I had with the way Joss Whedon approached the forced hysterectomy aspect of Nat’s background.

As Yelena notes when she shows Nat her vest- the girls of the Red Room don’t have bodily autonomy. They can’t make any decisions for themselves. The hysterectomy bit in the plane acts as a very vile and vivid example of this.

Joss Whedon chose to put all his focus on the “no kids” angle instead of the bodily autonomy angle. In his eyes the horror was the absence of child bearing, not the absence of choice. To him- it’s a given that all the girls in Red Room would’ve had babies if their lives had gone differently- bc women who can’t have children are monsters and societal outcasts.

When Nat inquired about Yelena wanting kids she replied that she wanted a dog. I take this as Yelena doesn’t want kids, BUT she still mourns the loss of that choice. She resents how she never had a chance to come to that realization herself. Which, for most women, will hit home more than just “shes infertile and it’s the worst possible thing that could happen to her.”

[goldenadagio]

I’m so glad to read this post because as a woman who had a hysterectomy at a young age due to a medical condition, I had a lot of problems with the way Whedon approached Natasha’s background in Ultron. Being a woman is ao much more than just having a uterus, the girls in the Red Room had no choice, not being able to conceive doesn’t make you a monster or an outcast. Damn time someone pointed that out. 

[queenkoriandr-deactivated202410]

Black Widow’s director Cate Shortland on ‘involuntary hysterectomy’ clap-back

“So Eric, who is our writer, had written a joke about women being in bad moods because they have their period, Shortland recalls. And I remember Florence and Scarlett and I reading it and just being like, ‘Oh, my God, this is ridiculous.’

The director says she almost cut the joke entirely, but after discussing with her actors, ultimately decided to “answer it.” She didn’t clarify if that meant improvising on the day of or going back for traditional rewrites, but the outcome was the final digression on involuntary hysterectomies.

I love it, Shortland says. Because it’s like, if you’re gonna make that joke, I’m gonna unleash Florence Pugh on you. She’s gonna Yelena you. It’s one of my favorite moments in the film.” 

[marvelsocialmedia]