no artificial gender added

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

[jrwiyuri]

Plagiarism - Wikipedia

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you cant do this to me

[lovingrot]

me when i hear a single pluck on a banjo:

[partymembersonly]

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

[vomitgrrrrl]

imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life

[midnight-shy]

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[the-stray-liger]

"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" I would. Pussy

[the-stray-liger]

"Im not gonna sink to their level" I will. Coward

[the-stray-liger]

"Im the bigger person" I'm 150cm tall. Give me the gun bitch

[onlinebeast]

[gets into a car accident but I come out uninjured] Phew... Could've really hurt myself the- [fuzzy dice wrap around my neck and kill me]

[lesbiansgoal]

[flowercrownsylveon]

[parakeet]

{this user wants you to toss them their keys}

[parakeet]

{This user thought you said printer}

[parkchanwoohoo]

My mom got a scarf for her dog to make him "look cool" and I genuinely don't understand how this is supposed to look cool 😭😭 He looks like he's going to the market to sell radishes

[dark-mlm-suggestion]

Bite me as hard as you please, and make me see stars. I am yours to use.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

imagine a burger saying this haha

[davidtellez]

[twinnedpeaks]

i dont like working i dont like capitalism but i do like ordering little treats online

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

computers are gay because you're always downing loads

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

lots of gay people on this website it seems

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[modogoblin]

[anxietyproblem]

[ladyluck-less-deactivated202304]

I feel that

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WHAT

[ririazul]