I don't know what I'm doing either, okay?

30s - Queer - They/She - Latinx - 18+ - Married to @anxioustrashpanda

[dirtyhaloz2]

[gravitcat]

a thing for mermay i guess

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank

[lvmimis]

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

[vintxgemiseries]

count me outs

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[casuallyodd]

Both of these tags are right. I love when a cat will just put up with your silly human games. They love you and know you love them and are just happy with you.

[feyspeaker]

druidess Thaisha ily

[noion-art]

Garlic Bread

[heyitscuteway]

𓏲ּ𝄢‧₊ ᴍʏ ᴅᴇᴀʀ ᴏɴᴇ ˚♪ 𝄞₊˚⊹ some thing with my Lavellan

[patrocles]

attention old heads (north american millenial mutuals) there’s a free streaming service called scholastic tv where they have the dear america and the royal diaries tv series from 1999

[autistobrat]

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry

[finaltribalcouncil]

this is the funniest thing in the entire world

[angelbud]

derry girls be like i can excuse hatred for the english but i draw the line at homophobia

[fecktrecool-deactivated20220314]

[bennywiththebedhair]

Iconic.

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

one day, you will find yourself being loved by entirely new people and wonder why you were ever worried you’d never find them

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[strangebrew]

filter on ao3 that only shows fic by women in their 40s who has a degree and works an office job and probably leaves authors notes that are like “sorry for the wait on the chapter guys! i had to give birth to my third kid😂”

[zeraparker]

we've all become the erotica writing secretary from 10 Things i Hate About You.

[transformativeworks]

gif by @joliecomer

[darsynia]

[running-out-of-spoons]

In a similar way to how I wish people without chronic pain and fatigue understood that staying in bed all the time isn't fun, I wish they understood that getting takeout all the time isn't fun either. I would LOVE to be eating home cooked meals but I just can't most of the time so fast food it is because I can't afford anything better with disability benefits. The novelty of bed and takeaway wears off Real Fast when it's your only option.

[gunseli]

[gunseli]

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