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[ninth-siren]

Birthday present for @goldeneyedsniper of her favorite devilish boy Loki. Happy birthday my darling friend!!

[ninth-siren]

Happy 9/2 day! Just a couple of happy boys taking a walk in the woods. Fall themed in celebration of the coming changing of seasons.

[memetaped]

nonverbal starters prompts featuring nonverbal scenarios.

guide take them by the hand, arm, or shoulder to guide them.

shelter protect them.

shove push them.

loop drape an arm around their shoulders.

touch a gentle touch like rubbing their back, hugging them, holding their hand. 

kiss a kiss on the cheek, knuckles, forehead, in their hair.

palm smack them upside the head.

bed rest gently push them back down when they try getting out of bed.

aid help them with a task.

note pass a note to them.

cry wipe away their tears.

wash wipe something off their forehead, cheek, so on.

bandage patch them up when they get hurt.

heal take care of them when they get sick.

book silently read a story with them. 

carry pick them up. 

scrap punch them.

cherry find blood on them.

sit help them sit down.  

medical wake up in the hospital and find them holding their hand.

steer place a hand under their chin to make them look up. 

beat dance with them.

stare stare them down. 

off track get lost with them.

no shaking their head in disagreement. 

yes nodding their head in agreement.

rush tackle them to the ground.

open hold the door open for them.

[rp-memes-atyourservice]

Platonic fluff meme!

SENTENCE STARTERS

“I know you’ve been feeling down lately, so I thought I’d keep you company for a while.” “Do you wanna talk about it or should we just snuggle?” “Listen… I’m here for you.” “Hey, guess who loves you? It’s me!” “I love you more than I love [favourite thing].” “I could hug you all day.” “Nobody fucks with my friends. Except me. But that’s different.” “Hey, I bought you something.” “Hey, I made you something.” “You did this for me? Thankyou!” “You’re my friend, I’m not going to leave you.” “I’m not just here for good days. I’m here for the bad ones, too.” “They don’t like you because they don’t know you like I do.” “Don’t worry about it, I’ll take care of it.” “You’re my favourite person.” “Have I ever told you how great you are?” “Do you want to do something together? To take your mind off of it?” “Look, even my parents love you. You’re amazing.” “I’m freezing, hold me.”

[hxnorableblue]

((

So, I have little to no self control, whoopsie. Give this a like or reblog if you’re up for writing with a canon-divergent Dreadwing sideblog. Follows from Goldeneyedsniper.))

[blueberryuserboxes]

[goldeneyedsniper]

❝Why is the room spinning?❞

Whoa, there, easy mullet head. Just sit down. *He didn’t feel like picking the other Nobody up off of the floor if he ended up falling.*

[anotherdamnrpmemeblog]

Lightheaded/Fainting Starters

❝Whoa, hey, you okay there?❞

❝Please don’t pass out on me–❞

❝Stay with me.❞

❝I think you need to lay down.❞  

❝I need to lay down. Like, now.❞

❝Can you help me sit down?❞

❝I think I’m gonna pass out.❞

❝I don’t feel so good…❞

❝I can’t move.❞

❝I can’t sit up.❞

❝Why is the room spinning?❞

❝When’s the last time you slept?❞

❝Do you need to eat something?❞

❝When’s the last time you ate?❞

❝I think I just need to eat something.❞

❝Let me get you some water.❞

❝Here, elevate your feet.❞

❝How much did you drink?❞

❝I think I drank too much.❞

❝Did you drink something? Did you take something?❞

❝You’re really pale.❞

❝Can you hear me?❞

❝Hey – you passed out.❞

❝Are you gonna pass out again?❞

❝I think I’m gonna pass out again.❞

❝Don’t sit up yet. Just relax.❞

❝This isn’t normal. You’re freaking me out.❞

❝Thank god you’re awake, I was about to call an ambulance.❞

❝You’re gonna be fine, I’m gonna call an ambulance.❞

❝What happened? Did I hit my head?❞

❝You hit your head pretty hard. Just stay down.❞

❝What happened? I just found you laying here.❞

[ninth-siren]

Sometimes you just have to collect your trash panda and go.

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[goldeneyedsniper]

Mark and friends playing Pogostuck #2 Starters

"You mocking me?"

"Now you make fun of way I speak?"

"Oh hey, _______."

"_______, don't talk to me."

"OH-HO NOOO!"

"I swear to God, every fucking time."

"Oh, here I goooo."

"Where is my problem coming from, then?"

"Someone's outlook on life is a little down in the dumps."

"STOP TALKING TO ME."

"I SWEAR I WILL FLY TO SAN FRANCISCO...."

"I wish I could say I was doing a bit right now."

"So mad."

"I think you broke _________."

"Hey. How's it goin'?"

"I. Am fine."

"Oh come on with your flubby body!"

"UUUAAAAHHH!"

"Ok, that makes no sense."

"Why do you laugh at me so much?"

"YOU'RE JUST AS STUPID LOOKING."

"FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUU--"

"I could....... I could hurt you, _______."

"You know I would haunt your ass."

"I'm taking a bite of my sammich."

"What is this bar???"

"AAH! AAAAAAAAAAH!"

"It's fun, man!"

"Yeah, fun. Fun is the word."

"THE TREE COUNTS!"

"I swear to God, everything you say is meant to infuriate me!"

"Dude, he's gonna fucking murder you in your sleep."

"If you did, it's not funny."

"Just take-- be good."

"________, how's it hanging."

"You do, you do deserve it."

"*Cackling* I mean it's not funny."

"I would never do that to you, you're a good friend, _________."

"It's fine, it's fine, I'm better."

"Hey man. Welcome back to this part of Hell."

"Yeah, I know. I was beyond the tree."

"*WHEEZING LAUGHTER*"

"I'll suck anything you want, just stop!"

"It's more like, uh-- AH! MORE LIKE BANJOS."

"What baby???"

"_______'s god a drug problem."

"How far did you go?"

[goldeneyedsniper]

“You always find the best memes.”

*He let out a snort.* They don’t call me a “Meme Lord” For nothin’.

[buzzin-rp-memes]

Compliment Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or wording however you prefer.

“You look nice today.”

“You look amazing.”

“I love your smile!”

“Something’s different about you… I like it.”

“You’re so cute.”

“It suits you.”

“Woah, you’re so cool.”

“You’re not so bad yourself~”

“You always find the best memes.”

“You’re the best.”

“How do you manage to look so good when you’re dressed as a literal trashcan??”

“I like the way you think!”

“I’m so glad to have you around, you save me from being a complete dumbass.”

“I’m calling the police- it’s a crime to be this beautiful.”

“You’re the least annoying person I’ve ever met.”

“You’re so hot I wanna bake cookies on you.”

“You know, you’re almost as wonderful as pizza. Almost.”

“I don’t know how I would get the pickle jars open without your big muscles. And we both know how much I need my pickles.”

“You’re the best hugger.”

“I love how smart you are.”

“ You’re a great person to do a group project with.”

“You’re one of my favorite drunken karaoke partners.”

“You seem nice, can we be friends?”

“I need you like you need your coffee.”

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[jelloapocalypse]

Please watch this reveal video it’s kickass

[creepsandcrawlers]

FUCK ME  the reveal video

[threefeline]

“CHRIS??????”

[tanoraqui]

“Um, I don’t think our plan is gonna work.”

[8bitmickey]

[island-delver-go]

Always reblog Y'gathok

[kawaiianimebae]

DM:*Pulls out Y’gothok* *Turns on “Open Your Heart” by Crush 40*

[sensicalabsurdities]

Wow that DM really goes above and beyond

[cryptiddesi]

Reblogging Ygathok because it’s been one year since we fought him!!!! It just popped up on my timeline today!

Happy one year anniversary, our precious Old God boi!!!

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

One year ago today, this boy was revealed.

And for you guys, I have great news: I have the stats of Y’gathok complete and a general design for “how to use him” done. However, an adventure guide is incoming to teach you how to integrate him into any of your worlds!

[robotmango]

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

[awed-frog]

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

[robotmango]

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

[scarylullabies]

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but “the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature” is fucking poetry

[piranesiandtheother-deactivated]

ninety nine???? thats IT????????? buddy here in the 7th circle of h*ck, California, we get up to at LEAST 110 degrees every single gosh darned summer.  the bugs seek revenge.  the sun wreaks havoc on the mere mortals it surveys.   every plant has turned brown in its thirst for water.  the very air itself has been sucked dry of every drip of moisture it ever had.  

ninety nine degrees.  you weak fool.

[robotmango]

well since you asked so politely, let’s talk about something very important vis a vis weather-hotness that you clearly ain’t ever heard of, called

humidity

oh alas, you say. oh papa, whatever shall i do, it is ever so hotte and drye in california. the very air hath been sucked of all its moisturey droplets and whatnot.* one hundredy and tennith desiccated degrees!

*(yo, drought is serious. i am pretty obviously not making fun of that.)

alright. let’s check it out. here’s a random california city, right about now:

thirty-two percent. and here’s a random mid-atlantic city located somewhere in the wet fleshy crease behind a demon’s knee*:

*(confession: i do not live in dc, but several years ago i spent three weeks steaming like a tinned ham in arlington in august. none of the pants i took with me could ever keep a crease again.)

huh! funny thing! “see, dc’s actually seven degrees COOLER,” you say, because you’ve obviously never gone outside and taken a deep lungful of wet sock trash air in your life. and now for added bliss, here’s what early wednesday morning’s gonna be like for these poor clowns:

that’s right! eighty-two percent humidity! the point at which showers no longer matter, because you’re all caught in God’s grease trap! just stressed human eels miserably slip slidin’ their way through a damp melty bathwater-flavored hellscape that feels like it’s actively sous viding their top layer of skin! a hundred thousand people packed into public transit breathing air that feels like deepthroating swamp thing! and you wanna talk to me about fuckin california!

[cue science voice]: human bodies cool through evaporation, a process by which the body sweats and sweet invisible angels towel us off, whisking away our unwanted moisture into the air and literally chilling us out. (it’s also why air conditioned air feels so fucking deliciously refreshing: it’s not just being cooled, it’s being conditioned, aka, dehumidified. it’s cool dry air.) but. if the air is already made out of fucking chowder and can’t absorb shit then guess what the fuck our bodies can’t do.

so is this weak fool gonna remain indoors and hydrated through this only medium-hot but fuckoff-humid season? you bet your dried out ass.

[maximumsunshine]

This is poetry.

[thebibliosphere]

I fucking laughed till I cried so hard I had to take my glasses off. Jesus Christ that’s one of the funniest things I’ve seen all week.

[kingdomheartsheadcanons]

Headcanon that sora suffers from "toxic positivity"

He hears it in his head all the time, and even though it was always somewhat present, it didnt become a real issue until the islands fell and Donald told him "no frowning, no sad face. Okay?"

In case you dont know, THIS is what toxic positivity sounds like:

[goldeneyedsniper]

The Try Guys Try not to Die at Sea Starters

"I've actually seen one or two raft survival things, so I think I got this today."

"Oh. Oh, he's throwing up."

"Stay calm."

"*PANICKED YELLING*"

"This is the worst feeling in the world. I hate this, _____, I hate this."

"You beautiful man/woman/person, swim!"

"There's no room on this thing."

"Yeah, it's a lot smaller than I thought it would be."

"I'll hold onto this for safe keeping."

"We need that to signal!"

"You're not the captain, I'm the captain."

"Bail it /over/ the raft, not back /into/ the raft!"

"That sounds boring."

"It is boring."

"*singing* We're gonna have a magic adventure. We're gonna have a great time on the ocean."

"Will you stop with the day logs, ______?!"

"Shut up or I'm gonna puke on you!"

"We suck at this."

"IS THAT A SHARK?!"

"Hooooly shit I see it now!"

"Don't panic, stay calm, and don't throw up in shark infested waters."

"Would a glow stick make you feel better?"

"Let's sing the inflatable life raft song."

"*Singing* Not gonna die. We're not gonna die."

"You just shot it in the water!"

"He said down wind!"

"DOWN WIND'S THIS WAY, DUMBASSES!"

"Calm, calm, guys, calm."

"There's a fish in the boat!"

"Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure and an honor--WAIT A BOAT!"

"Well, we just got royally fucked by the ocean."