[jueki]

[nothingbutapartygirl]

I want someone to hold me accountable for procrastinating.

I want to be tied down and beaten for not having turned my applications in. To ask me in an expectant way if I had finished my task and when I look away and shake my head, grabs me by the hair and pulls me over their knee. Holds my wrists in one hand behind my back as they warm up my ass with sharp decisive hits among a constant rain of slaps. I want to be punished for putting things off, held physically responsible for my actions. I want to be shaking, dripping wet, begging them to stop as they push boundaries ever so slightly. Then I want to be cuddled and reassured that I’ll get my act together in time… especially since there’s a more severe punishment waiting if I don’t.

[theweirdwideweb]

[nuggles]

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

[metallikato]

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

[cheftier]

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO

[booperdoopererryday]

MOST IMPORTANT LIFE HACK

[queen-haiz]

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

[megan-fox]

[snovi]

[ruinedchildhood]

same!

[sheneedshislove]

[xdracuellax]

@spordeliaaa

[botanize]

[markantonys]

jedi council: puts immense pressure on anakin for being The Chosen One while simultaneously undervaluing his skills and rarely giving him credit for his accomplishments

jedi council: expects anakin to trust and obey them even though they have openly told him they don’t trust him

jedi council: constantly makes anakin feel like an outsider among the jedi because of his unconventional upbringing

jedi council: takes anakin away from his mother and refuses to free her or even let him stay in touch with her

jedi council: forbids anakin from healthily expressing emotions and forming meaningful interpersonal relationships

anakin: falls to the dark side

jedi council:

[lagonegirl]

[hey-is-edu]

Her: go deeper 

Me: i’m all out of conspiracy theories 

[everyday-isslike-sunday]

I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it.

Winona Ryder (via jailor)

[britishbullet]

Matt you can’t just objection yourself out of getting arrested…

[thelilnan]

he’s a lawyer he knows what he’s doing

[snakewife]

Me: Can lawyers do that?

@teachimera : I don’t think so. *pause* Well, it’s crim, so I’m not sure.

[hemicoupe-deactivated20181215]

[accras]

Black History Month!

[refinery29]

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You probably thought they just put silicone in a mold and call it a day, right? Wrong, so wrong. For example, you’d be shocked by how much tupperware is involved. And just wait til you get to the part about factory workers hand painting dildos and drawing in veins.

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[dynastylnoire]

and just a general psa. Gel toys are horrible for you. avoid them at all costs. 

eden fantasys has allows you to pick toys based upon their safety and will describe the material each toy is made out of 

http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/catalog/