Hello there! Been ruminating on writing a new blog intro, so here I am.
I’m Golden Pakari 25, though I also go by the name StickSurfer as well (either Pakari or Stick work just fine for short). Welcome to my blog…you probably made a mistake and stumbled upon here on accident.
oh what? You didn’t stumble upon my blog on accident? Well, welcome to my madness.
Primarily a fan of the Pokémon and Star Wars franchises but there’s quite a few others that are big on my list. I’m also a fanfiction writer (in addition to someone who has way too many ideas lol), so if I’m not talking about random things, I’m probably talking about the chapter I’ve just written…if I actually got to writing it, that is (my eternal nemesis: locking in).
I’m also an artist! Sorta. As of writing this introduction, I’ve been learning how to draw for six months with just an old Clone Wars doodling book that was written for a seven year old and with a ton of observation and references. I’m not exactly constantly churning out masterpieces but hey, we all gotta start somewhere, right?
So yeah, but if you feel like this is a blog worth following, go hit that follow button at the top…or not…I can’t force you to lol.
Anywho, text over. If you’ve still stuck around, I hope we can get along well!
Tag list under cut:
- #chatterbox.exe - main discussion tag where I talk or ramble on a particular topic.
- #swgoh - the tag where I rage on a ten year old mobile game (not really). On a related note, happy tenth anniversary, Star Wars Galaxy of Heroes! May there be more fun to be had on the Holotables in the future.
- #pokemon kieran - the blorbo deserves his own (self-explanatory) inclusion on this list.
- #fine addition to my collection - tag where I show off whatever merch I’ve bought. Rest assured that uh…Grievous had no part in cataloguing it all.
- #the galaxy in flames - would you like a laugh? Rage? Stare at your screen in utter horror? If the answer is yes, this tag is definitely for you, as this tag mentions scalpers ruining merch lines. </3
- #the adventures of my neighbor’s dog - the situation with Ao3 scam bots is getting seriously out of hand, so much so that I’ve become one of them…and I actually suck at this job…and the entity in charge of this bot network is my neighbor’s dog…and I sometimes will throw art into the mailboxes of my victims (translation: tag that chronicles the times I jumped into my friends’ ask boxes to poorly parody Ao3 scams and sometimes toss fanart their way).
And now that I’m writing this…I have just realized that I don’t seem to have made proper tags to store all my fics and art…better have that fixed.
Intergalactic space warrior and potential future MP of Clacton; Count Binface! 🥳
Seen here on the bridge of his mighty battleship crushing the helmet of the vanquished Bucketfake before heading back to earth to grapple with the leader of Reform UK.
it is funny that the climatic moment of the first six star wars movies hinges on luke cutting off vaders hand and going…wait…..i’ve become just like him….the cycle stops now…..meanwhile there’s his mentor spiders kenobi who cuts off 1000 limbs a day and dgaf. i’m not saying obi wan is evil but u have to admit that’s funny
Obi-Wan, Anakin, Rex, and Ahsoka all running away from battle droids. They manage to find a hiding spot.
Obi-Wan: “We need to get going. If we’re fast we could catch up with Dooku.” Looks around “where’s Rex?”
