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@goldenxhyuna
i'm so heartbroken. gangnam was truly like my second home and every single person was so amazing. i'm so happy that i had the chance to be a part of this amazing group. thank you all for giving hyuna and me a chance!! <33 it means so much to me. i really want to stay in touch with all of you so if you want add me on discord, i’m margaerytt#8600 until we meet again.
👻 ┆snapchat ⇨ open
cjiho :
j.ho: you guys are adorable! j.ho: especially with that matching hot pink ensemble you’ve got going on j.ho: maybe you should get your own show j.ho: because i’d totally watch you over that guy
princess.hyuna: i know, but thank you so much, babe! princess.hyuna: aww! we're both sending you lots of kisses. princess.hyuna: that's actually a really good idea! princess.hyuna: my heart is melting. i need a good name for the show. do you have any ideas?
👻 ┆snapchat ⇨ open
princess.hyuna: look at mr. karl lagerfeld! he's the cutest dog in the world. princess.hyuna: aren't we adorable? dogs love me. i'm amazing. princess.hyuna: cesar millan, eat your heart out!
"All the world's a stage"
elvcnas↴
“ no , i’m perfectly fine.——— “ ( note the undeniable sarcasm in her voice ). “ i went to mcdonald’s && they messed up my meal. i threw a fit for about twenty minutes when i realized it after i got home , but still ended up eating it. with a lot of anger , though. ”
♢ ~‘‘eww. mcdonalds is for poor people.’’ her face wrinkled in DISGUST and she added,’’that would never happen in a fancy restaurant with f i v e stars. and you actually ate it? i think i'm gonna vomit.’‘
indie-punk :
Azealia Banks- Ice Princess
To stand around me need to have ya winter gear Pay me coats and benz's and that berg-ice That’s why I do not feel these bitches, Frostbite
SWEEEEET CAROLINE
TEXT MEMES ⇄ currently accepting!
( text ) → who the fuck is caroline?( text ) → i just want to know the truth!( text ) → actually, i don’t care. she can’t be prettier than me.( text ) → wait, that’s neil diamond’s song.
[text] you should have told me you wanted me out of your life.
TEXT MEMES ⇄ currently accepting!
( text ) → what? where is this coming from? ( text ) → that’s a lie!! i actually… care about you. ( text ) → why am i always the villain in every story?
( draft ) →i actually want you in my life.
[drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever
TEXT MEMES ⇄ currently accepting!
( text ) → i know. i know. you’re welcome!!( text ) → i wish more people were like you. ( text ) → wait, who are you?
more texts for you bitches
kierazorel :
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
etherecll ↴
“so, jisung started texting me again. how long until he goes crawling back to you ??” a lighthearted laugh escaped his rosy lips. sure, he was never one to make FUN of other people, but this – this was something different. PARK JISUNG, a creature who seemed to harbor the worse habits ; especially when it came to him & hyuna. going back and forth between the two with a pretense of confidence, giving them nothing but a reason to laugh. they knew he meant no harm and after getting a friend out of the ordeal, it was time to put everything aside with an unusual excuse : ’ it’s okay, it’s love !! ’ . “will he ever give up, i wonder ??”
( @goldenxhyuna )
♢ ~ ‘‘wait, again? i'm shocked. no, not really. well, that won't be possible because i b l o c k e d his number. you should do the same. i don't have time for losers.’‘hyuna didn't believe in love - it was only a cute story for children. so, she was always ready to have some fun. however, jisung had crossed the line. his behaviour truly irritated her and she really wanted to forget him. he was an u n n e c e s s a r y problem. but, at least she found a new friend.’‘i don't think so. we can't change him but, we should be thankful. we're clearly irresistible. just look at us, i can't blame him! and lastly, because of him, we found each other. isn't that fantastic? maybe we should send him a thank you note.’‘
bonggbong ↴
It was like watching a one woman eating contest as Bong Hee happily sat in the corner of a cafe stuffing her face with multiple orders of bake goods, and tea. Each wave of her hand indicated when she was ready for another tray of food. Being that she had a long day ahead of her, she figure getting as full as possible was a good thought. She had finally decided to go check out some schools to maybe apply too, and she was getting nervous with each passing minute. When she saw a familiar person between stuffing cake in her mouth, and almost gagging she waved her hand up high to get the others attention. “ Ya!!”
♢ ~ hyuna’s life was a like never-ending party. she never had to worry about anything - she had no REAL problems or obligations. all the usual activities and daily happenings couldn’t break through the fact that she was b o r e d out of her mind. so, she decided to visit the local café - it wasn’t her ideal location but, it was better than nothing. however, a familiar voice managed to surprise her.’’ya?’’what was wrong with this girl? she badly wanted to turn around and leave. the girl’s manners were awful - hyuna didn’t want to be associated with such an unsophisticated person. but, they were FRIENDS, weren’t they? she had no choice - she had to stay.she didn’t bother to remove her sunglasses as she greeted her friend.’’hello, bong hee. what are y o u doing? are you trying to become a sumo wrestler?’’
j1nah :
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seulgi: ok wtf
seulgi: i went to victoria's secret today
seulgi: nd the bitch that was helping ppl like in the store
seulgi: liTERALLY asked me, i quote , 'shouldn't you be shopping somewhere more your age ??'
hyuna: damn, i love victoria's secret.
hyuna: aha. okay. i don't blame her.
hyuna: because you look like a child. sorry not sorry.
hyuna: some people just can't look sexy. it's not your fault. you should blame your parents.
cjiho ↴
j.ho: nope. actually i take that back. i was in a vip area once for an event i was invited to j.ho: but i didn’t see the appeal. maybe because i was working? j.ho: hm, well. if you’re going to be there, i may just take you up on that offer. j.ho: then why did you come? j.ho: is there free food in the vip lounge?? j.ho: because that would totally make sense
princess.hyuna: only once? princess.hyuna: and you were working??? omg. that's unacceptable. princess.hyuna: i'm always in the vip lounge. you won't find me anywhere else. princess.hyuna: why is that even a question? they have everything here. princess.hyuna: food, drinks, drugs. everything's free because the vip passes are expensive.
javhyuns ↴
the setup had to have been an elaborate & cruel joke, or at the very least an incredible MISTAKE. the concept of a blind date alone was punishment enough but actually being on one ? that was torture. it certainly didn’t help that, sat at a table were the two most incompatible people on earth — from completely different worlds, the wealthy & the impecunious. granted, opposites were said to a t t r a c t but in this instance, there was a better chance of an AESTROID interupting their date — one could only hope. ❛ & your voice is shrill. we done ? ❜ though, his sensitivity to sound was likely to be an affect of the far cheaper alcohol consumed the previous night. inspecting the BUBBLING liquid, with a light frown, he took a sip — perhaps more than that — & almost choked at the casual mention of such an extortionate price. ❛ one MILLION fucking won for that shit ? what the fuck ? ❜ he spoke, perhaps a little, too loud, as fingers wiped across his mouth. so, this is how the other half lived. ❛ call it what you want, princess, ❜ ‘ passive aggressive ’ was as good a term as any, JAUNDICED was perhaps better. ❛ what are you — you think this is about kanye west ? i don’t have shit against the dude or his fucking line. but i sure as h e l l don’t care that he’s a ‘ good ’ father, either. — no one designed them. does it matter ? ❜
♢ ~ ‘‘my voice is... what? excuse me?!’‘the comment actually stung her.‘‘how dare you?’’ she took in a deep breath, trying to calm herself. ‘’please be more careful. but! i shall forgive you this time. we all make mistakes from time to time. i have an amazing VOICE. it's gentle and sweet. just like the rest of me.‘‘of course, that was far from the truth. she was blessed with beauty and RAGE- a storm with a pretty smile.‘‘yes, i know. that's just the change at the bottom of my purse. i'm almost embarrassed to drink this. but, i have to. they have nothing better here.’‘his reaction surprised her. was he a c t u a l l y shocked? or was he just pretending?‘‘oh, you used the right title. thank you. and yes, i guess you're passive aggressive.’‘hyuna took a sip of her drink. calm as a river, she answered,‘’i'm an heiress. my father's is one of the wealthiest businessmen in the world. was that a good answer? are you happy now? fine, you don't have to like him. i just wanted to talk about something. you only keep staring at that menu.’‘she always had to remain poised and perfect.‘‘it doesn't MATTER. maybe we should order some food?‘‘
