red/froggy/goldie/jack is canon in my heart

sideblog dedicated to The Land of Stories. feel free to chat! main blog: @hey-hey-j (J | 20s | any pronouns | queer | we reject canon here, sir)

[goldiredstan]

the witchcraft, the medicine / the spells and the injections

the harvest, the needle / protect me from evil

the magic and the misery / madness and the mystery

oh what has it done to me

everybody scream.....

finding a song with such a specific vibe it gets you thinking about a crackship you haven't touched in three years

happy valentine's day

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I haven't posted on this blog in a while. How's it going?

old file I found from June 2022. Better late than never, right? :)

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈

[pansy-picnics]

i love these guys i wish the people drawing art for this book had any idea what 11-15 year olds looked like

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I won't cry for you

I won't crucify the things you do

(X)

I come back. I post vaguely homoerotic art of my crackship. I leave.

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Red and Morina duet with Badder? They honestly should have gotten more confrontations. 3 and the library one didn’t really count.

That's honestly a really great idea but my brain immediately went to a Morina/Ezmia duet because I love evil women

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coming back from the dead to say that Red's singing voice sounds like Amy Adams in Badder

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contenders for my favourite illustrations from the anniversary edition of the wishing spell

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GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY

fucking ACQUIRED

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god I wish the land of stories were a big multi-media franchise like. Like okay Captain Underpants. Captain Underpants is books, it's an animated TV series on Netflix, it's a FULL THEATRICALLY RELEASED MOVIE from a MAJOR STUDIO with some of the BEST ANIMATION I'VE SEEN IN ANYTHING EVER, and it's big enough to get referenced in other media and the title character is instantly recognizable. You ask somebody if they know who Captain Underpants is and they might be able to tell you but have you tried asking somebody if they know who Conner Bailey is??? Not to pit two bad bitches against each other but it makes me so sad that TLOS isn't a bigger phenomenon 😞

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I'm not dead by the way! I've been meaning to get started on that series ranking for a while but I keep getting distracted by other fixations whelp

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and now, presenting a joke I would've made if I'd been on the internet in 2018:

"Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history!"

me:

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speaking of Clawdius

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Headcannon that Red carried Clawdius around everywhere as a pup and as full grown and now she is secretly stronger than Goldilocks.

Headcanon accepted that visual is ADORABLE

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yeah Lloyd is a dick and I don't like him but I gotta admit that "give my regards to your father" is a banger of a one-liner

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I love Red's character development so much I love that she doesn't get weird about she and Jack playing love interests in Trollbella's play I love that she stays to support Goldie when Hero is born I love her spur-of-the-moment wedding surrounded by witch guts with Froggy I love Red so much aaaaaaaaaahh

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I'm thinking about that AU where Bo Peep lives again

And I'm thinking.....maybe instead of dying during the final battle, she just passes out into a coma from the shock.

She doesn't get to meet Emmerich because she's still unconscious when he and Bree are sent back to the Otherworld.

She wakes up a few days later. Her heart is broken, but.... maybe that was the jolt she needed to finally realize that Lloyd never cared about her, and now all that's left for her to do is pick up the pieces and find a way to move on.

I'm.......still torn on whether she'd participate in the hunt for Lloyd or not

[froggysfingeredfeet]

Someone once said TLOS is basically fanfiction and i haven’t been the same since

It is though. Post canon fairy tales, for one. And then the actual use of characters from classic literature. Blatant fanfiction