The Pokemon Breached Containment ?!

[goldis-got-the-mons]

WELCOME

!! I AM A MINOR. IF YOU INTERACT WITH NSFW CONTENT, YOU WILL BE BLOCKED !!

Hello there, my name’s Mari! I was born and raised in Alola, but [somehow] I got accepted into Nara-Uva Academy in Paldea. I’m finishing my school year here then moving to the dorms over the summer. I can’t wait to learn more about pokemon and hopefully become a champion ranked trainer one day :3

As of current, I have 4 pokemon. Tulip the Ralts, a Flaaffy, Violet the Lampent, and Aster the Trapinch. This blog’s just for posting about them and the daily antics i’m putting up with.

OOC UNDER THE CUT!

//Hellloooo! Is this workin? Cool. I’m also Mari, but like real life Mari. I’ve wanted to start a pokemon tumblr for awhile but a few days ago i decided to just do it. Pls know i’m new to tumblr, it took me about 10 minutes to figure out how to add a read more cut to this.

//PLEASE, I REPEAT, keep in mind both pokemon me and real me are minors. I have 0 tolerance for people who like… ask…. gross nsfw stuff or try to be that way. you’ll meet my friends on the block list if you even try :]

my main blog is @marigoldsgrow if ur interested

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

I am nothing if not a trendhopper

So- What do you all think of me

[goldis-got-the-mons]

I'm trying to think of a "call me metaphor the way I…" type joke or something, but I've got nothing.

call you metaphor the way you are an abstract idea and not a person

[goldis-got-the-mons]

No, I'm shy.

I’m gonna call you metaphor from now on then :3

[goldis-got-the-mons]

I'm definitely not showing myself after being betrayed by autocorrect like that.

COWARD!!!!!! OWN UP TO YOUR WRONGDOINGS AND YOU SHALL BE FORGIVEN!!!!

[goldis-got-the-mons]

Evolves into metaphor first implies it evolves into kakuna later, I didn't know there were four stage evolution lines.

loser you spelled metapod wrong also i meant it evolves into METAPOD before butterfree not KAKUNA

[harteofthehart-ayyy]

Does Caterpie evolve into Butterfree?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2025

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

it evolves into kakuna and then into butterfree, so no.

[goldis-got-the-mons]

fake butterfree fan, caterpie evolves into metapod first not kakuna

[goldis-got-the-mons]

hey guys i’m in the middle of nowhere and i’m hearing a weiiiirdddd ass pokemon….

[goldis-got-the-mons]

Hello! Someone anonymous has requested me to check in on you. How are you doing?

(@ko-e5e-official-broadcast)

heyyyy,, i’m doing alright! a bit stressed with winter finals looming around the corner at school but it’s really not that big of a deal.

the pokemon voices have STILL not gone away, if you guys are curious. Oh, and Aster evolved. i’ll try to get a good photo of her later.

thanks for asking…?

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

hey girl are you an ice type because I am unreasonably scared of you

[j0nathand0e]

Hey girl are you an ice type because I wanna hit you with a hammer and watch you break into little pieces

[boop-your-pokemon]

Hey girl are you an ice type because my non-battling quilava is making you melt

[viridian-rat]

hey girl are you an ice type because um. cold

[lavender-is-losing]

hey girl are you an ice type because I haev severe hypothermia

[darkflutter]

Hey girl are you?? An Ice-type?? BecaUse AHHHHHHHHH AAAHAHHHHH AAAAAAAA-

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

You're all hopeless

[goldis-got-the-mons]

hey girl are you an icetype because you hav cold hands :[

[keoke03]

OOC: it isn't really in my nature to make these posts but

REBLOG IF YOU ARE OKAY WITH THIS DUMPSTER FIRE OF A WOMAN INTERACTING WITH YOUR MUSES IN ANY WAY THAT WILL PROBABLY CAUSE DRAMA, GET IT YELLED AT OR GETTING BLOCKED IC (it will block evade you ic too). IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY.

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

I think I'm the most normal person on this site ever.

Normalpilled averagemaxxer

[fox-pokemon-fan]

Hold up! That's my title! If you want it, you're gonna have to fight me for it!

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

I'm actually so normal i wouldn't ever fight someone sorry I'm too well adjusted for that

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

What the fuck are you talking about lmao???

[goldis-got-the-mons]

it might take me a million years but i swear let me find it

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

I think I'm the most normal person on this site ever.

Normalpilled averagemaxxer

[fox-pokemon-fan]

Hold up! That's my title! If you want it, you're gonna have to fight me for it!

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

I'm actually so normal i wouldn't ever fight someone sorry I'm too well adjusted for that

[goldis-got-the-mons]

HOOPA MAIL

A portal opens up in front of you, and a hand comes out of it, holding a box containing...

Stocks for a company you didn't know existed!

@ask-games-galore

I…. wow, so thoughtful, thanks..??

[ask-games-galore]

HOOPA MAIL Because we're doing everything from the 100 follower poll thing now

Until October 22nd 2024, midnight GMT, anyone who reblogs this will recieve LITERALLY ANYTHING, and by that I mean I'll pick something to send you.

It can be something useful, useless, a Deus Ex Machina for whatever problem you're in right now, or just a rabid Pachirisu with a butcher's knife. The possibilities are endless! Don't worry I won't try to (intentionally) harm you guys, I'll probably just pick what I think has the funniest outcome.

//OOC: If you don't have your askbox open or mentions turned on there's no way for me to send you the item and, unfortunately, your reblog will just be ignored. //Also if you reblog this from a non-rp blog I'll just send you the item based off of vibes.

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Reblog if you would eat a whole raw garlic for only five PokÉ

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Cowards. Probably sleeping cowards, but still cowards. Or vampires

[thatfailedpokemontrainer-deacti]

if any other mutual of mine has an insane secret that I don't know about speak now or forever hold your silence

[goldis-got-the-mons]

i like pineapple on pizza…