[genderkoolaid]

so tired of people acting like fat men aren't attractive. its scientifically wrong. fat men are a gift to society and i need y'all to start acting like it

[genderkoolaid]

this goes double for hairy fat men. call me an ursologist because i fucking love bears

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i’m not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you’re suffering and never take a breath and remember it’s not all bad, you’ll end up making yourself worse.

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

chillin on a Saturday night

[thepope]

Calm down jojo

[momunofu-deactivated20150808]

you’re right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

You call that “chillin”?

Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink

[totallyfubar]

I dunno, man,

 sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop

[witchchad-deactivated20160310]

get on my level boys

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

Unfortunately to “get on your level” I’d need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.

[nerdgul]

Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck

[tyrannosarcophagous]

this post appears once every million years

[great-tweets]

watch the whole thing, i’m begging you

[sushinfood]

this is NUTS

[ranger-truth]

Reblogging this again because I found out he’s actually the drummer in an all-mascot metal band called Charamel.

[hollowboobtheory]

wait a second

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

Holy fucking shit dude

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[prideprejudce]

she weaponized her gag gift im crying

[darkverrmin]

20 years ago:

Today:

#theyarehusbands

[witcher-news]

Got a nice chuckle from Skyrim’s Notice Board mod

[funny-tik-toks]

[drunkenhills]

[yassmines]

if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

[prrb]

me in a black hole, without being able to see shit because theres no fucking light: wow this fucking sucks

[druidquest]

me at the bottom of the ocean, without being able to see because theres no fucking light: wow this shit fucking sucks

[yassmines]

if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

[prrb]

me in a black hole, without being able to see shit because theres no fucking light: wow this fucking sucks

[druidquest]

me at the bottom of the ocean, without being able to see because theres no fucking light: wow this shit fucking sucks

[yassmines]

if it was GUARANTEED that u would survive would u rather

A. explore a black hole

B. explore the entire ocean 

[prrb]

me in a black hole, without being able to see shit because theres no fucking light: wow this fucking sucks

[druidquest]

me at the bottom of the ocean, without being able to see because theres no fucking light: wow this shit fucking sucks

[sandundsiebdas]

Actress Gemma Arterton on a break during the filming of ‘Byzantium’. She went out to the balcony for a smoke and forgot to clean the fake blood off her face. Awesome.

[mac-mcdonald]

im sorry but these scenes with wayne & dogs really fucking get to me i love him so much i’d DIE for this fucking hick

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req’d by @copper-dragon-in-disguise​

here’s the soup d’jour here lads, vegetable stew (veggie patties, kale, beans, carrots, celery, squash and potato)

help yourself

[fireflowe18]

Midnight Ramen Madness

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

HELLYEA

[yo-its-matt]

anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely

[inthefallofasparrow]

Page of Wands

[sandmandaddy69]