cathexis.

if i can live through this, i can do anything. xiv • mnl • vii

[goldplateds]

a small brendon edit for M A N I A :) (the lyrics have no correlation to the edit whatsoever shhhshshshsh)

[typicaltumblerer]

Some “Asian Patrick” quote edits :)

Being Asian myself, it makes my heart happy that Patrick eats some of the foods I grew up with and loves Asian food and culture – to the point that he even married a Filipina lady!

[ascherriesfell]

THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

[typicaltumblerer]

Patrick was cutest in 2012. I rest my case.

[goldplateds]

me: *Drives to Chicago in a car, nonstop, for hours, without water or food*

me: *parks car and smashes the door to close it*

me:* grabs Patrick Stump by the collar of his shirt*

PS: Wait no-not again pls

Me: *almost inaudible* Tell your wife I love her

Me: *drops him in the floor and gets back to the car. Never goes back to the house*

Ps: *Still on the floor* W-Wait what?

[goldplateds]

saturday

patrick, a beautiful baby boy: 🎶 i reaaad about the afterlife 🎶

pete, a belligerent goblin man: [unholy shrieks of the damned]

[matttheratking]

ELISA SPOONING PATRICK cries softly so cute

She stays like that till he falls asleep then rolls over cause the queen needs her space

[goldplateds]

NGNGNNNNGGNNGGNGN I L O V E T H I S

[goldplateds]

Patrick: *is asleep*

Patrick's window: *breaks with a loud noise*

Patrick: What the fuck *picks up rock* "look out the window"? *looks out*

Pete Wentz: LET B SEE ELISA AGAIN!

Patrick: What the fuck Pete- you-you're on her side now?

Pete Wentz: *Pointing at me, hidden in the bushes like a true cryptid* SHE GAVE ME SOMETHING YOU NEVER WILL BE ABLE TO

Patrick: Oh yeah? and what is that? *frowning*

Pete Wentz: *points back at me* TWO JARS OF DULCE DE LECHE AND TWENTY DOLLARS. SHE EVEN GAVE ME ONE PESO SHE FOUND SOMEHOW

Patrick: You've got to be kidding me

Pete Wentz: *throws another rock* COME ON

[quixoticbeauty]

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[goldplateds]

Patrick: Hey, do you guys know what day it is?

Pete: Thursday.

Patrick: Thursday the?

Joe: 27th.

Patrick: Of?

Andy: April.

Patrick: Which is?

Crickets: *chirping*

Patrick: Guys, it's my birthday!

Pete: *le gasp* What!?

Patrick: ... You knew, didn't you?

Joe: What ever could you mean?

Patrick: ... There's a surprise party, isn't there?

Andy: What!? No! No surprise party that I know of. Do you know about a surprise party, Joe?

Joe: I don't know about anything.

Patrick: Where's Pete?

In other room:

Pete: *whispering into phone* Houston, we have a problem.

Elisa: *over the phone* Boy, you better not.

[pmvstump]

someone gr*ssé: you’re not bi enough

me, wearing bi colours, surrounded by guys, girls, n non-binary ppl, talking abt how bi i am whilst listening to halsey, an out bi person, while reading books abt bisexuality, n crushing on both patrick n elisa: hmm?

[chase2452]

two four six eight wade wilson isn’t straight

[welcome-to-the-fish-tank]

So pretty. 

[typicaltumblerer]

Patrick’s been hanging out with Elisa too much.

[watchoutforthosecutegirls]

Here is Patrick and Elisa when FOB went to Africa.

[propstothemayhem]

Think about it. Declan and Saint and Ruby are going to be raised together. And Bronx is going to be that epic older brother who teaches them how to steal cookies out of the cookie jar. Picture Pete and Patrick setting up a play date and then conference calling Joe and setting it all up. Heavy metal didn’t break my heart, the fall out babies did.

[sapphicvisuals]

i bet a million dollars that Patrick cried when he saw Declan for the first time

[arrephoros]

“Patrick and E!”