You Be My Honeysuckle & I'll Be Your Honey Bee

Hey, I'm Jemma and I'm 19 years old (and that's my dog in my photo - his name's Max and he's a staffordshire bull terrier which are a lovely breed despite all the bad publicity they get) :) I live just outside London, England. Always open to chats so drop me a message :)

[segamascott]

[into-wonderland-caroline]

[daciancatamite]

this is kind of killing me

[charlesoberonn]

[sexhaver]

we did it guys, we found the most American reddit post. woman in a bad enough financial situation that she has to work for the rent-a-serf app while 9 months pregnant has her water break while delivering groceries for like a dollar per mile, OP doesn't believe her, shows up with a gun, and then takes his groceries and leaves her there on the ground. "I made sure she was ok and walked away w my stuff as she double over in pain" is unironically one of the most chilling statements ive read on reddit because you know that it 1. actually happened and 2. the guy writing that thought it made him look good

[beardedmrbean]

[girlmostlikely]

[redstonedust]

whenever i order food i get nervous that the doorbell will annoy my roommates so i turn it off temporarily and tell the delivery person to just knock. but then i get nervous i might not hear the knocking so i go sit by the front door a few minutes early to make sure i hear it. but then i get nervous that if i open the door too quickly the delivery driver will think it's weird that i was waiting there so i wait an additional 10-15 seconds before opening it and feign that i just came down the stairs. i am built normal and socially average.

[blackpyrefly]

[showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have devices that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page

peasant: can we listen to something else

me [lying maliciously]: this is the only song we have.

[mrsterlingeverything]

I work in a factory where they make oranges, i put the peels on. Everything youve ever been told is a lie. Heres a picture as proof..

[cheacegirl]

I made a bad comic and now you have to look at it

[hi-raethia]

underrated form of humor: just making shit up in past tense

[xenomorphique]

My personal favourite:

[caramelchaitea]

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[kosmogrl]

[thedankmemes]

[catchymemes]

[ladyshinga]

[gameraboy2]

Peanuts, November 13, 1964

[toastbutteregg]