Get it, girl!

✧✧18 ❁ she/her ❁ not g*y but im a yaoi ally :) ✧✧

[golfisgorl]

To so called "Hamilton" fans....

If you are a fan of the musical """"Hamilton"""

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUFUCK YOUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU ヾ(๑╹◡╹)ﾉ🔪

You are engaging in cultural appropriation of the beautiful REAL CITY of Hamilton and you should be fucking shot like a rabid dog. How fucking dare you. I am so angry right now I'm LITERALLY SHAKING!!

Every time I look up #Hamilton to look at fresh pics of breathtaking waterfalls, industrial harbors and gorgeous gorgeous billboards of a certain realtor with his hands extended in a Jesus-like gesture of love and adoration ALL I GET IS THIS GAY MUSICAL THEATER BULLSHIT. I AM SO TIRED (╥﹏╥)

I suggest you all leave the Hamilton tag ALONE!!! Here are some suggestions for a new tag you can use ---> #FAKEHamilton #HamiltonThePoosical #LessSexyHamilton. Please add your own suggestions ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

I may not reside in the beautiful city of Hamilton Ontario (I wish T^T) but if no one is defending The City of Waterfalls it means I'm DEAD!

Some pretty REAL Hamilton pics for you to consider ~

[golfigetsit]

Who do you think kisses who first? >///<

Michael, hehehe *blushes*

I think Golfi always kisses girls first, but he usually lets other boys kiss him first >.<

[golfigetsit]

Hiiiiihiiiii hiiiii!! <3

Do you have any fluffy Golfi headcanons? :3

I think he likes to act all cool and tough and manly but he secretly sneezes like a little bunny heehee~

That's so cute!!! Aweee. Thought I'd reply with a list~ :3

-Golfi insists on holding the door open for Michael.

-Michael likes to flim funny videos of them doing hilarious and funny TikTok couples challenges. They don't post them, because the world would not be willing to accept their love~ But Michael sends them to Golfi when he's having bad day. c:

-Golfi has really sensitive teeth >.< He has to use sensodyne.

-Wild animals naturally flock to Michael. Birds land on his shoulders, butterflies land on his nose, deers come over for headpats 0.0 He's like a Disney princess.

-Their first date was at an arcade Michael rented out so the two of them could spend time together in private.

-Michael, Golfi, and Golfi's sons all wear matching Christmas sweaters everyday and take cute family Christmas cards. :3

-Michael likes to call Golfi "Rob" when he's being serious, but he also does it to be silly because he thinks the shift in facial expression is funny.

-Golfi wears fluffy socks to bed, the stocking stuffer kind that people buy their moms for Christmas. Michael sleeps bare foot and thinks it's cute that Golfi gets so cold easily. xD

-Speaking of Golfi getting cold, Michael ALWAYS has to remind Golfi to wear to his coat before going out. >.<

-Michael gets really scared during horror movies, Golfi ends up cuddling him every time they watch something scary.

-Golfi drinks tea, and Michael drinks coffee.

-Golfi and Michael both love cooking. Cooking together is bonding activity for them both. Sometimes when they come home from work, they will cook fancy, elaborate, meals together.

I also have some really cute AUs I wanna write fics about! Such as a backrooms AU and an 1980s AU where they go rollar skating and stuff >.<

[golfisgorl]

yawning, I sat up and pulled back the covers from the real estate mogul sized bed I was lying in. As I did, the sun's rays gently shone on the man lying next to me.

I gently picked up with wriggling body as he attempted to get out of the direct light and put him into his terrarium. It had been three months since Golfi turned into a worm, and while it had taken some adjusting, we were making it work. Or maybe we were making it, wormk? Pulling on clothes, I quickly placed his breakfast of medicinal oats into the terrarium, and watched for a moment as he happily made his way over and began to eat. It would take him quite some time, so I set the alarm for another hour and curled up in bed again. It wasn't the same without his warmth, but we were still together and ultimately, that's what mattered most.

This is so beautiful!!! I teared up at the medicinal oats part and I still haven't stopped crying. SO! FREAKING! WHOLESOME!!!(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )づ♡

[golfisgorl]

Would we, as Golfi-heads still love Golfi if he turned into a worm?

I think he would be a really cute worm!!! I would keep him in a little jar and feed him medicinal oats and timbits ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚

[golfisgorl]

ohmigooodddd I just spotted them being yaoi together on google maps eeeeeeeeee!! so cuuuutteeeeeee!!!.·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.♡

[golfisgorl]

Sometimes I go on google maps and look for Robbie and Mikey and squee every time I find them!! ₍₍⚞(˶˃ ꒳ ˂˶)⚟⁾⁾

[fangsandfalls]

Hiiiiyaaaa~ I love the imagine you just posted!! Can you pleeeeease write one where Golfi feeds Y/N a fresh timbit? no vampires pls :3

I Hope You Rot.

[golfisgorl]

Nooo you made him sad :((

[abeedagoat]

[enjoi-lyf3]

thatfunnyblog:

We found you

[geekerypokery]

potterheads, grab your wands

whovians, hop in your TARDISes

supernatural fans, get the shotguns

sherlockians, hire your consulting criminals

tributes, knock an arrow

avengers fans, assemble

lotr fans, unsheath Sting

we’ve got a few people to track down

[billnye-thepizzaguy-deactivated]

[paulavogel]

Les Mis fans, build a barricade? Yes?

[jetpackbl3ws]

Gleeks, grab your slushies

Rizzles fans, grab your guns and scalpels

Wizards and Witches, time to kick muggle ass.

[shipsinthenavyyard-deactivated2]

NCIS fans, grab your gear.

[vexthejester]

Castle fans, alakazam that jackass

[andromedite]

The Last Airbender fans master your bending

[interficix]

Assassin’s Creed fans, ready your hidden blades.

[fuckyeahfalling-in-reverse-blog]

Falling In Reverse fans, get Charlie.

[jinxxs-violin]

BVB Army, get on your warpaint.

Slash gash Terror Crew, grab your chainsaws.

VE! Coven, show your fangs.

[queensansa-itn]

Directioners, get the fucking glitter

[murdorkatlaw]

beliebers,get the supras.

[smile-kid1222]

Of Mice and Men fans, get squidgy.

[cyb3rhexx]

Motionless In White fans, get Officer Peppercorn and some PCP.

Pierce The Veil fans, get the Sheepcat.

Sleeping With Sirens fans, get Sam Link..

[space-prince-kylo]

Naruto fans, grab your kunai

Bleach fans, ready your zampakuto

[spiritmoney-blog]

Homestucks get your Strife Specibus

[route-l0]

no fucking way its the actual post

[ammnontet]

all of them deactivated

[pleasantly-useless-blog]

I want to die

[elithequeenbee]

Miraculous Ladybug Fans, get your akumas.

[bowiebowiebowiebowiebowie]

time to drown in the bog of eternal stench

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2012(?)

[golfisgorl]

Golfiheads, get your billboards!

[golfisgorl]

Any advice for a new/aspiring Golfihead? Just want to worship that man like the god He is, ya know?

hiiiiiii!!!<333 I'm sooo glad to meet other Golfiheads hee hee!!

Step 1: be yourself! Kyaaaa!٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

Step 2: Listen to his podcast!!! I have been falling asleep to his voice ever since he started his podcast and it makes me feel like I'm being held gently and protected by his loving spirit as lull off :3

Step 3: Always ask yourself WWGD (what would Golfi do)? ✶⋆.˚

Step 4: Support Golfi online and everywhere you go. Show your love and support through things like fanart, fanfic, fanedits, and other lovely things~

Step 5: Profit $$$$ (just like the kind of real profit badass realtors make ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ )

[golfisgorl]

i want to study at a Hamilton college

i will pronounce toronto as t'ronno and hike up The Escarpment. I would watch the number 2 barton bus drive across potholes while drinking a double double from timmy's. I'll have okay poutine from a food truck at art crawl that's worth FOURTEEN DOLLARS?? i'd jump through waterdown park on a pogo stick every day. i am also more likely to meet rob golfi.

i wish i was from hamilton :(

[golfigetsit]

Look at this diva 😍 🥰

[the-green-buck]

Hamilton Fire Department

Gage Park, Hamilton, Ontario, Canada. August 2024. Photo by the green buck.

[nickstanley]

This row of houses is nailing it with the aesthetic choices

[allthecanadianpolitics]

80 Teslas damaged at Hamilton dealership, largest car vandalism reported in Canada against the U.S. company | CBC News

Upwards of 80 Teslas were damaged at a dealership on the Hamilton Mountain, police said. It's believed to be the largest vehicle vandalism r

Dozens of vehicles have been damaged at a Tesla dealership on the Hamilton Mountain, police in the Ontario city said. It's believed to be the largest vandalism in Canada against vehicles from the U.S.-based car company. In a news release Thursday, Hamilton Police Service said officers were called to the dealership near Lime Ridge Mall on Wednesday and "discovered upwards of 80 Tesla vehicles" parked outdoors were damaged.

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[cherrykcrunch]

Very interesting post in the Hamilton community group. I thought it might be satire but part of me thinks there really is just a lady that's like this.

[sanwichsays]

Hamilton Bayfront, 2010