#rob golfi

[golfisgorl]

ohmigooodddd I just spotted them being yaoi together on google maps eeeeeeeeee!! so cuuuutteeeeeee!!!.·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.♡

[fangsandfalls]

Golfi always struck me as a guy with a giant, billboard shaped cock.

God I need it.

He turns to you...,.. equal part shame and desire mingle in his auburn orbs. "Promise you won't be afraid of me, baby," he whispers.

Your breath catches in your thoarrt. What... what is he about to say?? What could it be?

His sharp vampire gaze meets your soft non-vampire looks. He licks his lips and you see a bit of fang and in his husky podcaster voice he says "I have been lying yo you babbygirl." He slams a fist against the table, a faint tear trickinling down his perfect cheek. "I'M A FUCKING LIAR."

You place a gentle hand on his shaking fist. "I'm here for you my golfdaddy," you whistper in a low whisper. The special secret nickname calms his vampire rage immediately, like a wet cloth on an oil fire in a pot of oil that will now not burst into flames and destroy a beautiful midcentury house with flames because you calmed it down with your somber love.

"I.... I lied... when I told you told you my pants looked like that because I walked into the door at the bank and it gave me a door-shaped swelling in my pants.... it's not true. None of it is...."

You nod supportively and understandably.

"The truth is that I have had this ever since the curse..."

You know this wrethced curse he may speak of well. He doesn't like talking about his vampire curse often or all the problems that come with being an Alpha.

"I'm in vampire heat," he blushes.

"Wow." you say.

"Heh yeah. have you ever wondered why my billboards are that shape?"

You are confused by his seemingly sudden change in topic until his pants hit the floor and he unfurls his 40x25ft manhood. It creaks deliciously as it unfolds itself from the tight prison of his trousers.

"Are you ready to bill-bone,.?" he chuckles.

🥀🩸🖤 ~Venmo me $25 or send me a timmies gift card if you want a part two~ 🖤🩸🥀

[golfigetsit]

Hi Hamilton reality community. It's been a while, but my love and devotion to Golfi hasn't wavered. I plan to leave the house tomorrow to admire and touch my favortive Golfi sign. >.<

[fangsandfalls]

Imagine...

It is midnight. You are gazing upon a Rob Golfi billboard in the pale moonlight and for a second you swear you see him wink at you.

"Nay! It must be a trick of the light," you think foolishly... but then you notice them... his sharp vampire fangs.

[golfigetsit]

Who do you think kisses who first? >///<

Michael, hehehe *blushes*

I think Golfi always kisses girls first, but he usually lets other boys kiss him first >.<

[golfigetsit]

Hiiiiihiiiii hiiiii!! <3

Do you have any fluffy Golfi headcanons? :3

I think he likes to act all cool and tough and manly but he secretly sneezes like a little bunny heehee~

That's so cute!!! Aweee. Thought I'd reply with a list~ :3

-Golfi insists on holding the door open for Michael.

-Michael likes to flim funny videos of them doing hilarious and funny TikTok couples challenges. They don't post them, because the world would not be willing to accept their love~ But Michael sends them to Golfi when he's having bad day. c:

-Golfi has really sensitive teeth >.< He has to use sensodyne.

-Wild animals naturally flock to Michael. Birds land on his shoulders, butterflies land on his nose, deers come over for headpats 0.0 He's like a Disney princess.

-Their first date was at an arcade Michael rented out so the two of them could spend time together in private.

-Michael, Golfi, and Golfi's sons all wear matching Christmas sweaters everyday and take cute family Christmas cards. :3

-Michael likes to call Golfi "Rob" when he's being serious, but he also does it to be silly because he thinks the shift in facial expression is funny.

-Golfi wears fluffy socks to bed, the stocking stuffer kind that people buy their moms for Christmas. Michael sleeps bare foot and thinks it's cute that Golfi gets so cold easily. xD

-Speaking of Golfi getting cold, Michael ALWAYS has to remind Golfi to wear to his coat before going out. >.<

-Michael gets really scared during horror movies, Golfi ends up cuddling him every time they watch something scary.

-Golfi drinks tea, and Michael drinks coffee.

-Golfi and Michael both love cooking. Cooking together is bonding activity for them both. Sometimes when they come home from work, they will cook fancy, elaborate, meals together.

I also have some really cute AUs I wanna write fics about! Such as a backrooms AU and an 1980s AU where they go rollar skating and stuff >.<

[golfisgorl]

yawning, I sat up and pulled back the covers from the real estate mogul sized bed I was lying in. As I did, the sun's rays gently shone on the man lying next to me.

I gently picked up with wriggling body as he attempted to get out of the direct light and put him into his terrarium. It had been three months since Golfi turned into a worm, and while it had taken some adjusting, we were making it work. Or maybe we were making it, wormk? Pulling on clothes, I quickly placed his breakfast of medicinal oats into the terrarium, and watched for a moment as he happily made his way over and began to eat. It would take him quite some time, so I set the alarm for another hour and curled up in bed again. It wasn't the same without his warmth, but we were still together and ultimately, that's what mattered most.

This is so beautiful!!! I teared up at the medicinal oats part and I still haven't stopped crying. SO! FREAKING! WHOLESOME!!!(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )づ♡

[golfigetsit]

Do yo like sahsoe the hedgehpg?

Yes!