The ways of wasting my life

[goliddas]

In Britain if the police want to see your license you've got about a week to produce it at a police station but it's most people's only form of ID

I see, thank you, Anon!

What a wonderful country.

[redbloodedamerica]

[goliddas]

Opinion Poll: “Students and Politics” by Studenta Media 2016 in the Czech Republic, asking “What is your opinion on the refugee wave that’s currently hitting Europe?”

32% - I believe that the refugee wave is motivated economically, not for reasons of safety - these people aren’t escaping war, they want better lives for themselves

23% - I think that the refugee wave is the first step of Muslim colonization of Europe and if we don’t do something about it, we soon might not be able to

21% - These people are running from war and we should help them

24% - Other responses

[goliddas]

Prague Castle, from the windows of Charles University

[goliddas]

Rudolfinum, from the windows of Charles University

[goliddas]

Divadlo na Vinohradech (Vinohrady Theatre), Náměstí Míru, Prague

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit

[higgsbison]

When you spend 100 years in a coffin on the bottom of the ocean and the family you arch got other villains 

this is awful but I’m not sorry 

[artofviccolatte-deactivated2018]

A small study done during work lunches of this lovely photo. Gotta love those subtle skin tones! *_*

Right, time to eat my meatballs and paint some more. Hope everyone had a good start to 2016! 

<3<3<3

[goliddas]

me: *forgets friends birthdays*

me: *confuses memories*

me: *forgets own middle name*

me, also: hey did you know that all pennies minted prior to 1982 are pure copper pennies and not copper plated and are technically actually worth 2 cents

[socialfoto]

Dance of swans in Prague by ebjofrie #SocialFoto

[afremov-art]

Prague at night is something special. This view is always worth watching. It will certainly remain in the memory of any person, who came to visit Prague – this is a lifetime experience that is hard to forget.

[the-timid-birb]

English: Scorpion French: Scorpio Ukrainian: Skorpion Polish: Skorpion Slovene: Scorpion Russian: Skorpion Romanian: Scorpion Bulgarian: Skorpion Hungarian: Skorpia Serbian: Škorpija Slovak: Škorpión Czech: ŠTÍR Slovakia: …….. Czech Republic: …….. Slovakia: Robia ti tieto kraviny dobre?

[marion-home-deactivated20180214]

It takes two.

[chartini-deactivated20240302]

Engeland is the Dutch word for England.

I used to think about this a lot as a kid.

[omnilang]

Language Gothic

They say Hungarian has 18 cases. You don’t know what they are or how they work. Only that they exist and there are 18 of them. You are scared.

“Fluent in 3 months” Benny Lewis proudly proclaims. “Fluent in 3 months” he repeats, in an assertive tone. “Fluent in 3 months” he demands, “Or else.”

The website asks for your target language. You do not know what it has done to become a target, nor do you want to know.

Course progress: 100% Due date: yesterday You still cannot learn Ukrainian.

“How many languages are you fluent in?” asks the innocent onlooker. You forget what the question means. What is fluency? Have you ever known?

The Russian speakers say they speak the hardest language. So do the Finns. So do the Chinese. They are all wrong.

You look at the verb table. “I am. You are. He/She/it is.” What am I? Where are you? Who is he/she/it?

You cannot pronounce the Czech ř. You cannot begin to fathom it. You hear it when you close your eyes. It is the fabric of your nightmares.

Finnish has 6 moods. Indicative, Conditional, Potential, Ambitious, Disappointed, Regretful.

[goliddas]

japanese is a stupid language it can’t even rhyme