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more nms because what else am i going to do with all my screenshots

anyway I’ve been playing a lot of No Man’s Sky lately...

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#ok was anyone going to tell me there was a new mass effect trailer too #or was i just supposed to find that out in the dragon age tag by myself #mass effect #dragon age

kingsroad

— IT’S TIME FOR A NEW HERO —

#dragon age #AAAAAHHH IT’S HAPPENINNNG #e ventually

lateforjianghu

Dorian: Fereldans live a bit like barbarians, don’t they? You know nothing of basic hygiene. South is such a backwater, I’m aghast.

Inquisitor: Dorian, you are exaggerating.

Inquisitor, seeing Tevinter for the first time: Oh.

#dragon age

jurassic-parks

getting real sick of their shit

#dragon age

goo-demons

Crowley: Every time a human summons me and asks when the apocalypse is, I tell them March 31st.

Satan: Why?

Crowley: Because I didn’t think March 31st existed.

Satan: So then, how many apocalypses do I have today?

Crowley: ...Ninety-three.

#bringing this back on the day

karolinadeaen

“There needn’t be a war. We can save everyone.”

#ow ow ow ow ow ow #good omens #aziraphale

sungmee

commission for @lothiriel84 who wanted an emotional hug between Aziraphale and Crowley~

#excuse?me????#how dare?? you????#ineffable husbands

thekaskproject-art

I forgive you.

#who gave you thE RiGHT #my heart #ineffable husbands

thechekhov

Here’s your daily dose of cute with these lovesick idiots.

#ineffable husbands

jameszmaguire

hallelujah, hallelujah…

#ow? how dare?#ineffable husbands

dolphin-bouillabaisse

I feel like the fandom greatly underestimates the implications of The Arrangement.

Like yeah it’s a cute little monicker for Aziraphale and Crowley basically being married since medieval times and having reasons to secretly meet up and doing things their home offices would never approve of.

But looking at the bigger picture, it means goody-two-shoes Aziraphale doing a demon’s job. Successfully. (Or otherwise Hell would’ve already cussed Crowley out for it, I assume) It means an angel who pretends he’s being reprimanded for too many miracles doing temptations. For hundreds of years. You cannot tell me that in all this time, Crowley has never used that as both a hazing and flirting topic. Oh, angel, what are you gonna do? Turn me to sin like you did with that handsome fella four hundred years ago in Italy? I’d like to see you try.

You can’t tell me it hasn’t given Aziraphale, already on shaky ground with his beliefs if he ever cared to admit it, more grounds to question himself and his role and his connection to heaven.

And on the other hand, it means Crowley going back to being angelic in a way. Getting to do blessings and small miracles. Finding ways to do good for those humans he pretends to absolutely not love. Not being detested or feared by them for a change, every once in a while, even if in disguise. The moral implications of that. The mental implications for a demon who didn’t exactly ask to be a demon, but sure as hell (pun intended) doesn’t want to be an angel ever again. The ambiguity of it all. And worse, Aziraphale praising him for it sometimes, thinking ‘see, this is the good in you I keep trying to mention’. The absolute pain of wanting that praise and hating it at the same time.

Anyway, The Arrangement is a hell of a fucking lot and nobody is talking about it.

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It’s ridiculous but I can’t stop thinking about what could have caused Aziraphale to swear in about 2000 BC. In Britain it was the Bronze Age; maybe he was helping put up a stone circle and someone dropped a megalith on his foot?

Then again, in 2000 BC the Babylonians were just inventing mathematics, and if you ask me that’s enough to make anyone swear.

katy-133

There was a post about this a while ago, but someone found out that cocoa was discovered around that time, so we collectively came to the conclusion that Aziraphale drank hot cocoa for the first time and went, “Well, ****! This is jolly good!”