cai

hit or miss but i always missed

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Rinne: All your life choices have brought you to this point in time where you would hear this sentence.

Niki: Where did I go wrong?

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Jisung:*standing in front of a mirror* Don't be nervous. Just tell your dad the truth.

Jisung: You’re gay.

(later)

Jisung: Hey dad…

Taeyong: What’s wrong? Do you need something?

Jisung: You’re gay!

Taeyong:

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Ten: Standing next to sunflowers make me mad because theyre taller than me.

Johnny: Just wait until you stand next to a tree.

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Lucas: I shall beat you with this kni-

Hendery after shooting him: Thats what you get for bringing a knife to a gun fight city boy.

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Chenle trying to help Jisung from dying: IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!

Renjun: I am!

Chenle: Well you’re a nerd!

*Chenle and Jisung high five*

*Jisung just dies*

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Doyoung: Do you want sweet or salty popcorn?

Taeyong: *points to jaehyun* I want my popcorn like him.

Doyoung: Sorry but we don’t have ugly popcorn.

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Kun: I got a ticket! I cant believe this!

Lucas: Cool for which concert?

Kun: What? I literally just got a speeding ticket you rake.

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Doyoung: You know what? I'm getting real sick of your smartass attitude.

Jaehyun: Better a smartass then a dumbass.

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Ten: If I was trapped in a room with an explosive and the only way out was to eat fruit, I would die.

Kun: How would you even get in that situation?

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Jeno: Name ONE thing better than a cats

Haechan: Two cats

Jeno: DAMN YOURE RIGHT

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Kimlip: There's a pothole to the left.

Jinsoul: Take it back now y'all.

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Yuta outside with a sign that says prom: Will you go to prom with me?

Taeil: Omg sure

Yuta: No can you tell my boyfriend?

Taeil: Alright. Winwin I'm going to prom with your boyfriend!

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Yeojin: All your life choices have brought you to this point in time where you would hear this sentence.

Hyunjin: Where did I go wrong?

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no one:

winwin in his songs:

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Chuu: Life isn't always candy! Sometimes its a mouthful of sand. You just have to keep putting things in your mouth.

Olivia: Sounds like something a dog would say.

Yeojin: Or Hyunjin.

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Yves: When I die I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.

Haseul: Dont you dARE!

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Jaehyun: If you spell skeletons backwards it spells skeletons

Doyoung: Man I can't wait for halloween to see some snoteleks