Scratch that.

I know everything. Ask me anything. Mobile header by bulgerot. [ 18+ and NSFW. Main. ]

[psychcsexual]

commission @dogsprite​!!! 

[goodadviceman]

[goodadviceman]

can you open this salsa jar for me?

I’m afraid my abilities don’t extend that far.

[goodadviceman]

hey i have a question!!

I have an answer.

[goodadviceman]

Where do you find them? Open sewers? 

[goodadviceman]

whoa you really do know everything

I'm firmly committed to truth in advertising.

[goodadviceman]

hey i had questions but i forgot what they were do you know what they were

Of course.

[goodadviceman]

@2cumlord replied to your post “Back in the saddle, metaphorically speaking.”

boo we hate your pu22y.

I don’t like her very much right now, either. 

[goodadviceman]

Back in the saddle, metaphorically speaking.

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

wa-wa-wait a minute.. youre telling me i cant rely on this narrator?

[tinyghosthands]

Chelsey Minnis, from “Grief”

[kuprum-maxlol-deactivated202201]

>whats hot is corruption

[goodadviceman]

It's been a while since I've posted here. What can I say? Time got away from me.

[mullet69-archive]

average tumblr user

[realfootage]

[psychcsexual]

deusexcervidae replied to your post: WHAT

Enjoy. :3c

HOW!!!

[theracrest-deactivated20220707]

I threw it at my screen - excellent suggestion, I might add.

[psychcsexual]

#I don’t know if I can take things out#But we can try!

TRY ME! 

[goodadviceman]

I wouldn’t recommend that. 

[goodadviceman]

Well, I think you look lovely.