madly

[foodandfriends]

just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog

[konoko]

[scary-ivy]

[cheddar-baby]

No. 14 (White and Greens on Blue), Mark Rothko, 1998, Oil on Canvas, 90.2 × 69.9 cm

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[zeitghost]

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

[yurimartyr]

i don't think it's like that at all.

[nyancrimew]

im still a virgin actually if you consider that sex isn't real

[nyancrimew]

what is OP talking about ??????

[ghostieking]

it is the way I can only follow one of you and I can't decide who is the impostor

[nyancrimew]

there's only one of us lol

[nyancrimew]

shut upppp !!!!!

[bl0w-m3]

[brunz]

carly rae jepsen is throwing bricks at my house but what am i gonna do, stop her?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Shes just making it stronger by increasing the total amount of bricks. Shes saving your life

[brunz]

Queen of throwing bricks and saving my life

[gothdolphin-deactivated20190409]

me: how do churches deal with gluten at communion

first response on a catholic forum:

The Roman Catholic church is the only Christian faith with any mettle.

It’s not bread. It’s Jesus, dipshit. Next question.

It’s jesus, but also jesus’ body activates Celiac’s

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Celiac communion! Triple whammy!🎵

[transfemininomenon]

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eon-of-axolotls]

[perryfellow]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]

[dogpuppy]

[hubcaphalo]

[godkissedme]

when i was born the nurses cried. not just because i was beautiful. Which i was. but because they saw the dark omens in my birth chart

[thesexiestselkie]

When I post about the same thing multiple times in a row I feel like Megan Thee Stallion trying to go to Miami

[thesexiestselkie]

This always makes me so sad why did nobody want to go to Miami w her