Hello

hey i'm camille. 

[mewhenidream]

When you hear a bag of candy being opened

[humoristics]

[boatofbears-deactivated20240811]

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

[bonerfart]

[worm-banhmi]

$tone Cold Killa

[magicinhermadness]

New fave

[goldenxthunderchild]

SAVAGE

[flopryn]

[superattacku]

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

[allislian-grey-deactivated20171]

THERE HAS BEEN A DEVELOPMENT

[intrnetvibes-deactivated2014102]

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

[wizardshark]

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

[kyrafic]

Tumblr: gateway to great literature.

[beowulfstits-archive-deactivate]

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

[therothwoman]

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

[leda74]

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

[nightmigrations]

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

[slaughtermetals]

there’s so much beauty in the world.

[goodbyeselfcontrol-blog]

The Pope: Climate change is a real and present danger.

Republicans: Alright Mr. Pontihat, why don't you leave science to the scientists.

97% of Scientists: Climate change is a real and present danger.

Republicans: God said Adam and Eve not Adam and Barometer.

[blood-borne]

[emmawswan]

That’s terrible. And bad. Also.

[rewatchingpokemon]

[queerical]

so did i ever tell you guys that one of my art class finals in high school was to make a sculpture involving toothbrushes based on a pun

i passed

[gamechangershow]

[chekhovs-thug]

Wow, fuck y'all for making fun of me like this

[thiefree]

Oh, my god, cold

[gracethe--ungraceful-blog]

so this just happened at my local university today. I bought the second bag to try to knock down the first…and they’re just both kinda…there…

I REALLY WANTED THOSE SUNCHIPS OK DONT LOOK AT ME

[gracethe--ungraceful-blog]

UPDATE: OH MY GOD THIS GROUP OF GUYS WALKED OUT OF CLASS AND STARTED FREAKING OUT OVER THE FACT THAT THERE WERE CHIPS THERE…SO ONE OF THEM STARTED HITTING THE MACHINE TO GET THEM AND THE SECRETARY WHO TRIED TO HELP ME GET MY CHIPS WALKED OVER AND THE GUY ASKED HER WHO BOUGHT THEM AND SHE SAID ‘THAT GIRL’. so he looked over, pointed at me, and yelled, across the whole lobby (which is huge btw) “I GOTCHYU GURL”

[gracethe--ungraceful-blog]

UPDATE: ALL HIS FRIENDS WENT OUT TO THE CAR AND HAVE COME BACK IN MULTIPLE TIMES TELLING HIM OT HURRY UP AND HE’S ALL LIKE ‘GUYS DON’T WORRY I ALMOST GOT IT’ AND FIVE MINUTES LATER GUESS WHO HAS A BAG OF SUNCHIPS

HE WALKED OUT AND YELLED TO HIS FRIENDS “I DID ITTTTT”

[g-o-l-d-e-n-goddess]

marry him

[liveforlustandintrigue]

Definitely marry him guryl he gotchu

[gracethe--ungraceful-blog]

I SHOULD OH GOD

[tatianatouch]

you have to marry him this is more romantic than the notebook omfg

[scoreadirecthit]

Nicholas Sparks next book called “I gotchu Gurl”

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

I have watched 2:40 hours of pingu so far.

I am creating a compilation of every NOOT NOOT in the entire series.

I am destroying myself.

This is it so far.

[blazepress]

Sun rays shine on the warm breath of a polar bear.

[buttbuttgoose]

Alternate caption: Fire-breathing polar bear shows off his skills

[thatsmoderatelyraven]

The real cause of global warming