Morning Star needs a NAP

Here to share fandom thoughts and write smut. Fandoms: Fnaf (specifically DCA obsessed), Hellaverse, The Locked Tomb, Project Hail Mary + Iron Lung for BloodyMary purposes, Arcane… an assortment of others. Jester, 30, they/them

[goodclownjester]

A touch-starved Ryland Grace realizes he's not the only human in space anymore and wonders if the Hail Mary's unexpected guest might also appreciate the art of massage.

Chapters: 2/8 Fandom: Iron Lung (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace, Bloodymary - Relationship Characters: Ryland Grace, The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung), Rocky (Project Hail Mary)

CHAPTER TWO IS HERE (and it’s much fluffier than the first surprisingly. bc Rocky fix everything first try I guess.) 

Summary:

Grace runs away. Simon thinks a lot. But Rocky fixes things. Humans are so bad at communicating

[walmartnoodle]

Wdym you hate Stratt? Without her you don’t get a story

[pineappical]

thinking about statues of Grace being built all around Erid years after his passing so he can continue to watch over Eridians as they sleep

[swallke]

[multivitamin-juice]

Trying to finally get into digital art, here is a doodle of Simon wearing his own graphic tee :>

[blipmango]

🩸

[graves-yard]

Drew a bunch of doodles of Simon’s mutations and the healing of them and my pen was acting out so i took a second to doodle a very tiny happy Simon.

[goodclownjester]

Another day another incredible AU idea - this one I might actually write out when I’m done with my massage series.

Wild land firefighter Simon (who started fighting fires as a convict) meets molecular biologist Dr. Ryland Grace who is studying the long term impact of smoke particulates on the human body. Simon of course is his main subject. And wants to do anecdotal observations so they are sharing a tent in the fire camp.

I don’t care if that would never happen, the only realistic part of this fanfic would be that there are scientists currently doing this research and there are wild land firefighters who are currently incarcerated and getting paid pennys (if that!) to do life threatening work.

[daily-simon-ironlung]

[goodclownjester]

You know I think Ryland Grace has a point. Sometimes “darn it all to heck” has more of an impact than “damn it all to hell”

[disgruntled-rat]

this idea came to me when I first saw the movie and I haven't been able to get it out of my head since

[goodclownjester]

Smacking myself mentally on the nose with a rolled up newspaper: no Jester, you can’t make a BloodyMary AU out of Hadestown. Simon is not Eurydice, a hungry young man looking for something to eat. Grace is not Orpheus but touched by the science gods. The blood ocean is not the underworld.

[goodclownjester]

And Rocky is Hermes! Damn it’s solved.

[goodclownjester]

Smacking myself mentally on the nose with a rolled up newspaper: no Jester, you can’t make a BloodyMary AU out of Hadestown. Simon is not Eurydice, a hungry young man looking for something to eat. Grace is not Orpheus but touched by the science gods. The blood ocean is not the underworld.

[goodclownjester]

Actually it’s easy to make a BloodyMary radio AU: Ryland Grace science show host, HUMAN!Rocky is his producer, Simon Iron Lung is the security guard. Bc radio stations have security guards now. I would know, we have a security guard whose hair is almost the exact same style as Simon Iron Lung. So boom. AU Ez.

[bearsixxx]

I will stand firm in these designations. Simon is a big sweetheart and people don't talk about that enough.

[adoelhome]

Hi

I love them

Bye

[goodclownjester]

Um actually the most unrealistic part of Project Hail Mary is NOT that all the worlds governments would collaborate to save humanity and allow a woman to be in charge of that combined effort - it’s actually that, after spending that much time in space alone, Dr. Ryland Grace would NOT be wearing pants. Underwear sure, gotta keep everything contained. But pants? In space? Highly improbable.