Reh.

Kate. 23. Melbourne, Australia.

[ellynneversweet]

I’m fucking wheezing.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

My Aussie mutuals being the ones passing this around really adds to the comedy

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[doggosource]

[batshit-auspol]

Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage

Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian Politics

[plain-lo-deactivated20221231]

we're all just sluts with mental illnesses and tummy problems

[interruptingkau]

I'm cryign

[dumbcutepets]

Mother elephant can’t wake baby sound asleep, asks keepers for help (via)

[apparatus-of-kwalish]

[nacho-joe-yo-deactivated2022012]

[funnytwittertweets]

[aworldofhurt-deactivated2021121]

God works in mysterious ways TO YOU. I get it though

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I appreciate that so many cultures individually looked at a lizard and thought what if he was big as hell and had powers

[simptasia]

if mangoes didn’t have the stone in the middle, humanity would reach a new level of hedonism. we could just eat thru the whole thing without having to think. we’d permanently regress to a primal state. the seed grounds us, makes us careful when we eat. this defines us. fuck i wish i had a mango

[whitepeopletwitter]

[headspace-hotel]

I heard the news anchor utter the phrase “think critically about Wisconsin” and I was like sir I don’t think god intended for that

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sloppystyle]

bug boys

[guardianofscrewingup]

It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us. 

[shakespork]

everyone in the comments going “haha two apes looking at a bug...”

bitch you’re looking too

three apes looking at a bug

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

This has real "holding the torch for dad while he looks at the car engine" energy

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[opossummypossum]

[fedorathexplorer]

ive got my ticket for the long way round

[doggosource]

all aboard