are y’all aware that “enemies to lovers” is supposed to mean “people on opposing sides of a conflict fall in love” and not “an abuser/murderer/etc. and their personal victim fall in love”
like it’s about the star-crossed yearning, not abuse apologism
cw. age gaps, sugar daddy themes, ddlg themes, allusions to pet play and dacryphilia, light exhibitionism, size kink
note. another set of barely proofread headcanons as a thank you for 600, might be doing more for the other hq boys hehe
KUROO TETSUROU
× the ultimate dilf, dilftimus prime
ages phenomenally. quite fit with some grey hairs here and there bc of how dark his hair is. he definitely has some smile lines and crows feet bc of that evil smirk he’s always wearing.
always in sleek, formal wear. nice (usually black) slacks and a button down with the sleeves rolled to the elbow to show off his beautiful arms. sometimes he’ll wear a sports coat and he’s usually rocking an nice watch and some silver rings that make his hands look... quite splendid :)
× you’d probably meet him in a work setting. you, being the young new hire. so cute and perky, it’s no suprise you catch tetsurou’s attention.
immediately takes a liking to you and takes you out for an expensive date. he’s a gentleman,of course, always so assertive and never fails to take care of you. how could you resist?
× sugar daddy material!!!
he loves spoiling you. he’ll buy you pretty dresses, jewelry, take you all over the world, you name it. anything his pretty princess wants, she gets.
kuroo’s especially keen on buying you lingerie. he’ll buy you anything from sexy, expensive pieces, to cute, kitten themed pieces. he adores dressing you up like his own little doll. it just makes it all the more fun to ruin you.
× even though he loves spoiling you, kuroo can be such a mean daddy. teasing you and dumbing you down until you’re just a crying little mess.
you’re just so young, so fresh and fuckable. he just has to indulge on all his filthy kinks with you! it’s not like you can’t take it.
IWAIZUMI HAJIME
× the sporty dilf, dare i say, a premium dilf.
ages pretty well and is remarkably fit with all the exercise he gets. little to no wrinkles and is just a very attractive man in general.
he lives in athleisure. lots of joggers, hoodies and muscle tees that just enhance his already perfect figure. he doesnt wear much jewelry, but occasionally you’ll find him wearing a small gold id bracelet or chain that really bring out his pretty complexion.
× you would 100% run into him at the gym, he’s the hot personal trainer that you’re far too shy to approach. the one that all the gym moms fawn over.
the sexual chemistry between the two of you is... palpable. he’s always so flirty with you, flashing that trademark grin at you whenever you walk by, or making sure to spark a conversation with you whenever he can.
his eyes are always lingering on your form and the way his bulge slightly grazes your core and ass whenever he’s helping you stretch makes you feel dizzy. you can’t lie about the affect he has on you and he can’t either.
× iwaizumi’s got stamina, not very surprising based on his circumstances, but he never fails at leaving you breathless.
lots of quickies with him. quick fucks in the locker room, the empty yoga studio, even some late night car sessions after a hard day of training. iwa’s just fixated on you and your body.
iwaizumi does have a tendency to get rough though. he’s much larger than you, both in stature and in length. and he fucks you with little regard of how big he is, hissing at you to take it while you while at how full he makes you feel.
× hajime’s a very charming dilf, fun to fuck and fun to date. he can get a bit rough sometimes, so definitely not suited for sensitive types.
MIYA OSAMU
× miya osamu, hot single dad
ages pretty well, some slight grey hairs that are more noticeable against his natural black and a slight dad bod from his years running onigiri miya.
his outfits are cozy and easy. lots of waffle shirts and crew neck sweaters. typically prefers darker colors and nice, plain wrist watch.
× he’s very popular with his female customers, often feeding into all the flirting from the pretty all young women, while still maintaining that “strong, silent” aura he’s had since he was young.
he’s more keen on you though,always so engaging with every interaction. striking up a such a good conversation about whatever comes to mind when he sees you just to keep you with him just a bit longer.
always makes sure to give you a special discount on your food, claiming that “pretty girls like you deserve the best treatment.”
× it doesn’t take long for him to actually get you. what once intended to be a late night onigiri run turned into a quickie in the back of the restaurant.
hookups like those became frequent between the two of you. with you walking into onigiri miya during the late hours of night, dressed in the prettiest outfits you had while shamelessly flirting and batting your eyes at dear ‘samu. all just so he could bend you over various surfaces and fuck your brains out.
× osamu is the nurturing type of dilf. the type of dilf to fuck you stupid and treat you to a nice lunch after. 10/10, would recommend.
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i read ur osamu; cockwarming post n i can’t stop thinking about it 🤤 daddy issues came out and now i’m thinking of cockwarming w daichi... starts w you sitting on his lap when you’re both just half-sitting, talking in the dark... and without any words his fingers do the asking, lightly caressing your pussy through your panties.. then his fingers slip past and he knows you’re wet, because he could feel you dripping through ur panties on his cock... and he just slips in after opening you up - all while you continue talking normally.. it would be so intimate and hot and ughhh when you finally can’t handle the feeling of his fat cock literally throbbing inside you, he’d quickly catch your moan with a kiss and then he’d slowly start fucking into you... making sure his princess feels good and satisfied.. the earlier conversation about life and everything else melting away... yeah daichi 🤧 sorry i’m thirsting so hard 😪🖐🏻
he’d be so warm n comfy n soft <3 maybe he lets you suckle on one of his nipples, popping it in your mouth as he gently fucks you on his fat cock <3 hits nice n deep, quiet praises with his nose brushing your temple, cooing how good you feel, always so good for him, coaxing you to cum, to make a mess in his lap <//3
Empty head, just thinking about how Iwaizumi would act when his girlfriend keeps teasing him while their out with his team at a nice restaurant
— A muscular arm wrapped around your waist as you slid into the dimly lit booth, Iwa let out a chuckle. “Yea, she was definitely the good girl in high school. No clue how such a bad influence like me snagged her up.” psh, good girl. He knew you a lot better than that, especially as a hand ran over the zipper to his jeans. His eyes darted to you as you seductively ran your tongue over your teeth smiling.
“Ah your sweet Iwa-Chan can be sooo mean at home sometimes,”, you sweetly lulled out to his teammates as your warm hand slipped into his boxers. He let out a a breathy ‘fuck’, one only you could hear. His teammates were drawn in, one asking ‘mhm mean how? Not in the bedroom I’m sure, not with such a pretty girl like you?’. Iwa cleared his throat loudly when you let out a cute giggle at the question, he didn’t like you entertaining other men. Even though he knew you were entertaining him the most. “Awe Iwa Iwa, baby don’t get all heated up now. It’s just a joke.”, you ran your thumb around the tip of his cock that was leaking precum already.
He was already so needy jerking his hips into your hand trying to stay discreet. Whispering how bad you were, how wrong this was, “but you’re not stopping me, are you now bad boy?”. A deep moan left his chest and the conversation at the table halted, stares turning to him. Iwaizumi let out a cough pounding his hand into the table. Making the most ridiculous scene you’d ever witnessed, you had to hold back a fit of snorts and laughter at the act. All the concerned looks were on him and his ‘choking’ fit. ‘Shit man you good over there’, he threw up a thumb in response stopping his oscar worthy performance. His dick was still twitching in your hand. His body hunched over the table as you felt his hips stutter and warm cum spill over your fingers, ‘Yo Hajime, you sure you good?’, concern growing from his teammates as he finally returned to a normal state your hand pulling out from his boxers. Wiping any evidence on the restaurant napkin sitting in your lap, you guess it paid that this place was fancy.
“Oh yea I’m good just been having these real bad ab cramps lately, probably from working out too much”, his large hand crept up your inner thigh as he smiled to the team. A thick digit slipped beneath the material of your panties making you jump in your seat. “Mhm— so wet already, I hope you’re as good of an actor cause we both know you can’t keep your mouth shut. Unless you wanna give my boys a show?”, the whisper of his words made you hot in your seat. Your eyes flickered up to the attractive men sitting around the table and you clenched your thighs tightly around Iwaizumi’s hand, biting your lip. “Oh— I take that as a yes. Let’s begin the show then.”
y/n misses the boys, is jealous of bokuto’s cake, has a problem w making convo’s that actl make sense but it’s okay bc kenma understands 🥰 (they’ve been friends since his first year in nekoma, this is time-skip kenma)
Kenma x Reader
y/n’s like a golden retriever going for a walk but the walk is having a conversation 💀 i hope this chat makes sense bc i rlly think kenma would be like this and it’s cute // btw dmc = deep meaningful conversations