Goat Demon

I am a writer and an artist.

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Blitzø peering into a spyglass: Land Ho!

Verosika flips him in spyglass view: Stop calling me that!

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Blitzø doing the salmon ladder Shirtless and Sweating. Stolas is watching before fainting.

Blitzø: Moxxie, get the smelling salts! Stolas passed out horny!

Moxxie: Again!?

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Alastor: did you know I once ate a census work.

Angel and Husk stared at him with confusion.

Husk: you’re doing that bit right?

Alastor: what bit? I ate his liver with fava beans and a nice wine.

Angel and Husk looked at each other. They honestly couldn’t tell if he was joking or not

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/82884026

A cautionary tale of glue and boredom

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Southern stereotype dad: Ma! The gays have taken over the navy!

Ma: what else is new?!

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New Angel Meme

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Blitzø: okay, we just need to kill the step dad and get of this house

Moxxie: on it

Millie: got it

Stolas: *Nods with full cheeks*

Blitzø: sigh Stols, do you have the kid’s gerbil in your mouth?

Stolas: *Shakes head quickly*

Blitzø: put it back

Stolas spat the rodent out and placed it back in his cage

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Charlie: Dad, can I borrow 20 bucks?

Lucifer: why would anyone want 20 Alastors?

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/79458106

Stolas helps with cooking

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Husk: Lu, your memory is shit

Lucifer: no it is not!

Husk: tell me my name and I’ll give you a free hard apple cider.

Lucifer: is it related to corn?

Husk sighs: close enough

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Angel Dust: this is horrible! What am I going to do for fun if I can’t get stoned?!

Charlie: I don’t know, knit?

Angel: Knit? Knit?! Maybe.

Cut to everyone in the hotel having a new sweater on.

Angel: okay, turns out I’m crazy good at knitting

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Husk: I need 20 minutes where no one bothers me

He climbs into his hat

Charlie to Vaggi: what do you think he does in there?

Inside the hat

Husk is watching Helluva novella in a sweater that he stole from Angel’s closet

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Ozzie: you peed on our couch!

Fizz and Precious standing next to each other.

Fizz: you were hogging the bathroom! I had to go

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Husk misses Angel

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Charlie: Angel, my aunts and uncles are coming for a visit and I need you to promise me something

Angel: Anything

Charlie: don’t sleep with any of my family

Angel: when you say ‘family’, you mean just blood relatives right?

Charlie: I’m getting the newspaper!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Angel meets Husk’s grandma

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Angel likes fish