Toasted Out

22 /He•Him/ ♋ Just a dude trying to run a blog

[willgrahamscock]

any time I’m distressed I just imagine men grinding on each other and I’m not saying it’s replaced therapy but.

[logansbaby-deactivated20250113]

and what if i say i want to sit on this logan’s lap and make out whilst he continues to smoke that damn cigar? THEN WHAT?

[porterr-robinson]

[sosuperawesome]

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[extraordinaryxmen]

the fact that keanu reeves rejected being on mcu multiple times but said yes to be on a sponge bob movie just shows how truly powerful he is

[deadpanwalking]

[ereereee]

my primary goal is to have a calico cat and a sunlit kitchen

[thejonymyster]

AND THEN ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODAAY

AH AH AH

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

*kisses my man’s knuckles like he is the whole world* what’s up bro

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

how do you guys feel about my lock screen

[of-claws-and-dragonscales]

OP do you take constructive criticism?

[nerevar-shid-and-fard]

there is nothing to criticize here

[ametislady]

Who the hell organize apps by color

[beyonceisstraight]

Mind your business

[captain-price-official]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[iashvee-deactivated20190311]

I reblogging this just for the fact I want the vibes to be passed on to me and anyone else

[nastyxnate69-deactivated2017051]

Reblogging because…good lord do I need it…

[valtsv]

my body is less of a “temple” and more of a rotting 19th century mansion rumored to be haunted by several wicked and vengeful spirits

[proletherian-dictatorship]

happy victory day! it’s been 74 years since nazi germany got what was coming to it!!! 

[just-shower-thoughts]

The person who first discovered that coconut could be eaten must have experienced depths of hunger many will never know.

[heckshowerthoughts]

They prolly just saw some other animal doin it my man

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

you mean like the coconut crab, which naturally feeds on coconuts by breaking htem open with large claws? 

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

Coconut crab: I sneep. I break ze coconut. I eat ze coconut.

Some dude:

[dontbeanassbutt]

K but have y’all seen what coconut crabs look like cause

Jesus Christ

[kentucky-fried-bucky]

[shes-a-maslaniac]

idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time

[craves]

Reblog if you suck dick or like French fries

[ithelpstodream]

[gayvetforlife]

but… they’re not. Trans is short for “transitioning” which is to say you go from one gender to the other. Non-binary people are not transitioning to another gender. They’re just not moving from one to another.

[baroquecourse]

trans is not and has never been short for transitioning you dumb hoe

[gaydiskhorse]

trans is short for transgender dumbass

[underwaterarchived]

also for those who don’t get it, the creator of the trans flag herself (monica helms, to be exact) has stated verbally, herself, that the white stripe in the flag was for nonbinary individuals + that nonbinary ppl are absolutely trans

if you exclude nonbinary folks and tell us we’re not trans go fuck yourselves

[andromedaspull]

Why does the pirate aesthetic have to go so hard like? I absolutely want to wear two coats and tall boots and a ton of fucking knives and a sword hello??? maybe not lose an eye but we all have to make sacrifices