I Dislike Your Shoelaces Immensely

Luce . she/they . askbox closed

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should tony get a real gun

yes

no

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Voting ended onMay 26

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bald sweep

[average-amite-hermit]

I go to this one gas station in Hatbridge every time I get my slushy refilled and the chick there is... more dead than I am. She is completely unbothered by my whole vibe, she has no problem with me filling my cup with blood, and one time she even asked if I needed a towel because I spilled on my shoes. This chick is crazy, 10/10 go buy stuff from her shes a real one.

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tony thinks youre. okay

[average-amite-hermit]

Oh hey, i didnt know you were on this app. Can you come pick me up. I seem to have been hit by a PACFA train and I cannot walk like... at all

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i cant drive

[average-amite-hermit]

I go to this one gas station in Hatbridge every time I get my slushy refilled and the chick there is... more dead than I am. She is completely unbothered by my whole vibe, she has no problem with me filling my cup with blood, and one time she even asked if I needed a towel because I spilled on my shoes. This chick is crazy, 10/10 go buy stuff from her shes a real one.

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tony thinks youre. okay

[amitycityres24]

If you ever feel the urge to hang out at D'artagnan Pizza and Games… maybe dont? First off the place is already creepy, second they will 100% steal all your money playing Void… 3rd the place is cursed by a witch…so… Their pizza bangs though.

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its also haunted

[amitycityres24]

DO YOU WANNA GO HELP ME BANISH GHOSTS FROM IT??? I’m banned for life but… girls night?

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if you say the words girls night to me ever again i am stealing your keys

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should tony get a real gun

yes

no

bald

Voting ended onMay 26

[amitycityres24]

If you ever feel the urge to hang out at D'artagnan Pizza and Games… maybe dont? First off the place is already creepy, second they will 100% steal all your money playing Void… 3rd the place is cursed by a witch…so… Their pizza bangs though.

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its also haunted

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saw some fuckin guy at the station in a bright green jacket playing one of those like. giant piano mats for kids. with their feet. and like kinda doing a good job. it still sounded like shit bc those toys are shit but like they were playing it very fast. so thats cool i guess

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spoke to a guy who might have been death but might have also been some guy, he was chill

[amitycityres24]

I found something cool today!

From a very specific angle this building turns black and white!

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do you think if someone went out on one of those balconies they'd also be greyscaled or is that. like. not how it works

[amitycityres24]

Guess who got a cat!

Randomly!

In the night!

I have named him Bruno and he is my new best friend.

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is this like a regular cat or like a spooky cat

[amitycityres24]

Hes like… cat shaped

And cat esc

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sounds pretty regular to me

[amitycityres24]

Guess who got a cat!

Randomly!

In the night!

I have named him Bruno and he is my new best friend.

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is this like a regular cat or like a spooky cat

[vulpesvulpesveela]

i just realized i only know girls. wild. howd that happen

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question. is veela a girl. do foxes gender

[vulpesvulpesveela]

yea veevees a girl. u know bc when ppl call her a boy she bites them real hard. theres blood everywhere. pretty gross!

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i feel like veela needs more ways to express her feelings than biting. have you considered giving her a knife

[vulpesvulpesveela]

i just realized i only know girls. wild. howd that happen

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question. is veela a girl. do foxes gender

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why must i be relentlessly haunted by dairy products

[amitycityres24]

I’ve found something… amazing.

You guys will not believe the secret I just uncovered about our home city…

If you tell the robot at any Azimov Coffee in Amity that youre from Wakefield it makes a drink other than the one they have on the menu!!

WHY IS THAT???

Normally each Azimov only has one drink it can make: maple latte, cherry white mocha, pumpkin latte, black iced coffee… IF YOU SAY YOURE FROM WAKEFIELD IT JUST MAKES YOU A LAVENDER VANILLA LATTE???

EVERY TIME!?!?!?

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have we tried just having someone list locations at one of the machines. have we all just been ordering from these things completely wrong the whole time

[amitycityres24]

Are you free???

Right now?!?!?

We should go try this!!!

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fuck it i have nothing better to do right now

[amitycityres24]

I’ve found something… amazing.

You guys will not believe the secret I just uncovered about our home city…

If you tell the robot at any Azimov Coffee in Amity that youre from Wakefield it makes a drink other than the one they have on the menu!!

WHY IS THAT???

Normally each Azimov only has one drink it can make: maple latte, cherry white mocha, pumpkin latte, black iced coffee… IF YOU SAY YOURE FROM WAKEFIELD IT JUST MAKES YOU A LAVENDER VANILLA LATTE???

EVERY TIME!?!?!?

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have we tried just having someone list locations at one of the machines. have we all just been ordering from these things completely wrong the whole time