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/bitches hate me because im best friends with my c0mputer and she l0ves me s0 much t0 give me better rng

#amityre #its n0t CHEATING it is a BEAUTIFUL FRIENDSHIP

/im literally neur0divergent and a min0r

/every0ne i w0rk with is s0 seri0ussssss like 0mg get a LIFE

#amityre #wh0 caressssssssss if i was maybe playing vide0 games during an active 0perati0n #n0b0dy even died 0r anything s0 wh0 gives a fuck #i 0nly ALM0ST g0t sh0t #seri0usly if these pe0ple d0 n0t get 0ff my case i will d0 s0mething drastic

/every day pe0ple make me d0 my j0b this place sucks

#amityre #they say laz g0 track things 0n the dark web again. b0ring #what if I want t0 play vide0 games. what then

/this city suuuuuuuucks i h0pe we get sent s0mewhere else s00n. literally anywhere else. any 0ther place

#amityre #terrible city #terrible c0untry #terrible c0ntinent #why did i agree t0 c0me here

research-duck

The Overnight Security Council hunts monsters but its really not that simple. The OSC has 3 main objectives. Keep all supernatural and non supernatural entities from endangering the secret. Keep supernatural occurrences in line with reality via assimilation or force. Contain interesting threats in attempts to research them for the betterment of all living things. We detain supernatural creatures when we can… We detain far more people than I would think necessary… and when we cant contain something be it a person or a preternatural creature we put it down…

All this proceedure and when someone steals my lunch im not allowed to blow them up with the magical deconstruction gun we have sitting on a dusty shelf that we took from an old wizard 30 years ago. There is no proceedure to protect my lunch.

baiting-lazarus

/d0 it c0ward what c0uld they d0 t0 st0p y0u. n0w y0u have a magical dec0nstructi0n gun. they will be p0werless against y0u!!!!!!!!!!

research-duck

Arent you that person who works in technical occult? Like… one of the only people with access to said gun?

baiting-lazarus

/0hhhhh y0ure right. well i c0uld sh00t them f0r y0u if y0u want

#amityre #but my r00mmate said im n0t all0wed near fire arms unsupervised anym0re #unless its an emergency #s0 either y0u have to supervise me 0r pinky pr0mise n0t t0 tell him

button-pressing-keyboard-person

I have to buy a new graphics card for my computer this week and if youve never been to Sparkplugs Warehouse in Wickbridge youre missing out. Logan might be an odd looking dude but he has so much tech and hardware and honestly is the most knowledgeable person ive ever met when it comes to electronics and other mechanical systems.

#might l00k int0 later #need s0me new tech

/there's s0me shit hackers 0n this site.... kinda embarrassing tbh......

#amityre #f0r me. btw. if it wasnt clear #what if pe0ple think I ass0ciate with them???#ew gr0ss #t0 be clear: I d0nt ass0ciate with any0ne #especially n0t with pe0ple wh0 get caught #:P

research-duck

The Overnight Security Council hunts monsters but its really not that simple. The OSC has 3 main objectives. Keep all supernatural and non supernatural entities from endangering the secret. Keep supernatural occurrences in line with reality via assimilation or force. Contain interesting threats in attempts to research them for the betterment of all living things. We detain supernatural creatures when we can… We detain far more people than I would think necessary… and when we cant contain something be it a person or a preternatural creature we put it down…

All this proceedure and when someone steals my lunch im not allowed to blow them up with the magical deconstruction gun we have sitting on a dusty shelf that we took from an old wizard 30 years ago. There is no proceedure to protect my lunch.

baiting-lazarus

/d0 it c0ward what c0uld they d0 t0 st0p y0u. n0w y0u have a magical dec0nstructi0n gun. they will be p0werless against y0u!!!!!!!!!!

#amityre #pr0tect y0ur lunch!!!!!!#kill! kill!!

/st0re is 0ut 0f m0nster. g0ing t0 kill s0me0ne dhmu

#amityre #g00dbye I must d0 murder

/r00mate wants me t0 take a "m0re active r0le" in 0ur j0b. the fuck am i supp0sed t0 d0 against vampires????? c0de at them really fast????? fuck that

#amityre #n00000 thanks i will leave. when i am dragged 0ut #0R #when we run 0ut 0f gr0ceries #n0thing else