You know what would be helpful? Ripping apart something with my teeth like a rabid dog. That'll help.

shark vs the universe
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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we're not kids anymore.

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oozey mess

#extradirty
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@goofyjelly
You know what would be helpful? Ripping apart something with my teeth like a rabid dog. That'll help.
man, sometimes I'm just with my mom and the "I love my mom" song starts playing in my head cus like. yeah. I love my mom
tragic: mutual puts a fandom poll on your dash begging you to vote for blorbo bleebus but you know in your heart that the other option, blingus blarbo, is the correct choice. on some judas shit. forgive me brother for you have forced my hand.
am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat
— 🎮 eXistenZ (1999)
this is how new yorkers @ mamdani
i am a very lovely person except for all this hate in my heart which is the government's & billionaires' fault
If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.
The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.
MWAH.
they should invent an 8-9:30 pm that's seven hours
I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup
@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's
How it feels when your trusting and optimistic nature thwarts a malicious plot you weren’t even aware of
An addendum:
do not go gentle into that good night
be a bit of a bitch about it
can't in good conscience leave this out
We need to standardize clothing sizes. This is fucking stupid. Pass a federal law or something. I’m sick of this shit.
If only there was a way to associate a physical length with a number. Like, maybe we could put marks on a long piece of tape or something, evenly spaced, and then you could, like, count how many marks long something is?
I'm probably not making any sense, this is a dumb idea, sorry (/s)
you want to measure how many “marks” long something is? Sounds communist, it’ll never work
the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice
insane like/reblog parity on this post btw
me switching between lmao, lol, haha, and keysmashing to keep my laughter fresh and fun