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Casting minor inconveniences since 1356

[echokelly]

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

[oneheadtoanother]

[lost-my-soup]

@my-life-is-a-sidequest

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[husband]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[rexthecry]

I've been hearing "What about my shredder" from dhmis since the first big wheel episode, now dhmis actually is on dropout and they made another

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[succumbing-song]

[transmechanicus]

‘You should only send hearts to ppl you’re romantically involved with’

WRONG! BOUNDLESS PLATONIC LOVE, WARMTH, AND ENTHUSIASM BE UPON YE!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[rexthecry]

I'm so sure something is going to happen to that tree, it's gonna open or transform or something like that but massive, visible and announced by the PDA/NoA to echo the aurora's explosion

[sadcabbagetheyofthelake]

I had a dream about a spaceship crashing into it sooooo

Look it probably won't happen but IT MIGHT. There's a chance!

[rexthecry]

If it does I'll cite you as the spirit that whispered truth in my upcoming three and a half hour video essay about why the aurora (fixed up by tailings that found a warp gate) crashed into the world tree on Proteus

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[rexthecry]

I'm so sure something is going to happen to that tree, it's gonna open or transform or something like that but massive, visible and announced by the PDA/NoA to echo the aurora's explosion

[rexthecry]

Anyone notice the Cyberman suns in subnautica 2 yet? Crazy crossover but I'd buy that dlc