The only air that he’ll breathe is my perfume

she/they | PG-13 blog | where i put my every waking thought ☆

[matrivers]

Intro Post ☆

I had an intro post, I unpinned it, and now I don’t know where it went ? but it was a tad outdated anyway so here’s a new one lol

MUPPET JOKER NOTICED 1X !!!!!

Name: Mat

Pronouns: she/they

Allo(bi?)romantic Demisexual

Theatre Kid, Daisy, Swiftie, lover of reaction images, world’s biggest High School Musical and Bianca DiAngelo Stan, Lover of poor-quality media (yes, i know it’s poorly-written, no, i don’t care), “cozy” gamer (do we count baldur’s gate as cozy?)

Sometimes i vaguepost about life, sometimes i fandom post, sometimes i just have a thought and shout it into the void. There’s no real theme here. I just kinda vibe.

General Warnings: All-Caps, Swearing, Discussions of mental health, any triggers will be tagged appropriately

DNI: normal dni criteria (racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, proshippers, etc.), snake-centric blogs (it’s a phobia, i’m sorry)

I humbly request NSFW-centric blogs do not interact because i like to look at who reblogs/likes my posts to find moots and i have been flashed one too many times 😭 (if you post something nsfw every once in a while idgaf as long as you tag it appropriately)

[matrivers]

[matrivers]

I like to partake in granny hobbies in order to manage my mental illnesses which is actually very healthy and commendable but now I’ve somehow gotten really good at making chocolate mousse and hammering eyelets into fabric which is great but like what am I supposed to do with these skills outside of being coping mechanisms?

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[joeyclaire]

my mom’s trans allyship is on another level

[joeyclaire]

she once called my friend’s deadname “that stupid thing his mom calls him”

[asideoftrashplease]

I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.

He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"

Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem. They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."

[jackdaw-kraai]

Knowing what I know about chinese culture there’s something so beautifully simple about his logic of “no son to carry on family name/look after them in old age/all the other stuff? Skill issue! Should’ve had more sons! Should’ve kept the family unit strong yourself! Blaming your daughter for your own failure of family planning is W E A K!” and then he learns there are more sons and it completely breaks his train of logic because if yes to more sons then why issue?? You have two others and you’re mad you don’t have three?? Whack. Greedy.

I can already envision him as an ancient lord of a powerful house looking down his nose at the latest messenger bringing gossip from the house of his offspring’s friend and going “now they have a daughter to marry into another family for powerful alliances and two sons to take over her former duties and somehow they’re still complaining about their good fortune? They shall not survive the winter.” and then sipping his tea with all the grim satisfaction of someone about to watch an unnecessary soap opera of drama unfold from a safe distance or something

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

You all are the coolest people I vaguely know

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[matrivers]

god i love babysitting the girl i just looked after argued with me for like five minutes about me giving her a lollipop by saying “sometimes my mommy says no, BUT she says yes sometimes also”

[matrivers]

first day of pride month: get sick from a chicken sandwich made by one of my coworkers

second day of pride month: two boas and a top i’ve had on my pinterest board since 2023 scored at the thrift for $30

[matrivers]

i only spent like $50 at the flea market and got like 20 things i won

[matrivers]

accidentally became important and now i have responsibilities

[lone-pylon]

Gave my Miis a proper hangout spot

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[matrivers]

I do not run the freak show, i run the freak’S show which is like basically the same thing but better

[tall]

[matrivers]

just started selling on depop and one of my favorite things that has happened so far on there is that someone offered me $9 for an item which is fine but i didn’t accept in time so then they re-offered me $9.50 which like…sure, why not?