Googol GLaDOS Simulator

An experiment of recreating the animation 'Googol GLaDOS' for the Web. (Including Windows!) . GLaDOS is a trademark of Valve Corporation | download | online simulator | ask |

[googolglados]

Will it mess up or destroy eneything in my computer

Yes. Of course it won’t.

[googolglados]

you are evil

Thanks, but I already knew that!

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Perhaps adding the ability to detect other devices connected the pc's wifi network? Idk just an idea?

That's a very scary impressive idea. Maybe in the next version*.*(no guarantees or promises on that.)

[googolglados]

So does this hack your computer D: I downloaded it and ran it and it started glitching out so I went on my task manager and stopped it :/

It does not hack your computer, its a simulator. It simulates the effect of glitching.

[googolglados]

are you ever going to make a real google glados operating system?

A REAL OS? Probably, it should be relatively easy these days, 

All I need to do is to write a kernel, I might have to decide if the commands and utilities are possibly unix like. (Don’t forget to write a shell too!) Another task I have to do is to write a hardware interface API for the operating system, oh and don’t forget the device drivers otherwise how else are you gonna talk to other devices, wanting to be victims of my new OS??? Let alone the internet!

Not to mention that I must implement system calls for the OS, and then i’ll add a filesystem, (maybe GLADFS?) that way you can store files on my cloud the OS. Next i’ll add a runtime and a standard library for applications and then a GUI.

Piece of cake.

Or I can grab a copy of Linux, repackage it and call it Googol GLaDOS. But that silly ANDROID uses Linux already. So theres no fun in that, is there?

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i have things to ask you: 1 do you like chrome books? 2 what programing language did you use for the simulator for windows?

1. I think I made it clear I hate chromebooks, ridiculously easy to infiltrate.

2. http://hakobyte.tumblr.com/post/92464721745/what-programing-language-do-you-use

[googolglados]

FYI on downloads.

*** turns on speakerphone***

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM GOOGOL GLADOS.

TL;DR - Only download the simulator from here and nowhere else.

Yes you guessed it, its me again.

If you are here to download and try out the simulator, take a minute to marvel at your acheivement. You are on the correct site.

congratulations

I have seen a new crop of so called 'googol glados simulators' floating on the internet waiting for you to download them, they are on torrent sites and file uploading sites, adware sites etc...

The official googol glados simulator is located here and provided by Gumroad and hakob.yt I have provided hashes and signatures on the downloads page for the technically paranoid. If you download from anywhere else, this site cannot guarantee your safety.

Apologies for the lengthy post. continue testing...

*** turns off speakerphone***

[googolglados]

has the windows version the voice from glados?

...yes?

[googolglados]

WHY YOU ARE SO MEAN

What do you mean 'mean'? I don't mean to be mean, unless you clarify what I am mean to. I mean,  I'm mean to computers that have no meaning. Like these chromebooks everyone's getting.

Thats why I'm 'mean'.

[googolglados]

this is based off the GLaDOS on the game PORTAL, isn't it?

Why wouldn't it be? ;)

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how much does it cost?

You decide!

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[googolglados]

So, after the fail cake, is that it? or is there more to this whole thing?

1. Yes, that is it actually.

This simulator was made for entertainment purposes only, and I wanted to make it short and interactive. 

There were more ideas that were going to be put in the simulator, but It was best it was kept simple and safe.

2. Yes, there is more to it.

I know, I said yes to both questions, but there is actually more to it.

Right now I cannot say anything on it yet.

[googolglados]

Hey guys,

Hope you're enjoying the simulator, it looks like almost 300 users are using it this month!

But, remember I told you guys the lowest OS it runs on was Windows XP?

Well, we hit a new low.

It works as expected on Windows 2000 with it's low res graphics.

Now you can test all you like on Windows 2000.

H A P P Y T E S T I N G

[googolglados]

Do you recognise this operating system?

Familiar to you?

I've just found out that the simulator could (yes COULD) go lower than XP (or even 95)

If you are stuck in the past I encourage you to test!

FOR SCIENCE.

[googolglados]

One can only wish...

[googolglados]

New version released!

Hey guys!

YES. it's here. The (possibly) last release of the Googol GLaDOS Simulator for Windows.

You can grab it below.

googolglados.tumblr.com/download

Be advised, this version is VERY interactive.

Thanks a bunch you guys for beta testing and sending in requests and bugs!

I am in delight.

H A P P Y T E S T I N G

you monsters.