How's it goin.

Actor, singer, dancer, model, vlogger, and part-time princess for children's bday parties who is oddly knowledgeable in the topic of dolphin sex. Nbd.

[turing-tested]

[filenames]

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[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[goombanna]

How he does not laugh a single time throughout this narration amazes me

[brucebocchi]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[agetwellcard]

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

[dragontamereg]

POMME DE TERRE!

P…please… spare me…

[agetwellcard]

now say it in german

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[maggotgrass]

Im fucking crying

[goombanna]

I can’t stop laughing. It was so purposeful. Cats are the fucking worst 😂

[fujiwaradivebar]

Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards

[everydaylouie]

ICE CREAM SONGS (NEW MBMBAM ANIMATION)

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you press the clitoris and the g-spot at the same time the vagina takes a screenshot

[just-shower-responses]

HEY WHAT

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

aimless efforts

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[topherchris]

[nixhouseofcards]

Sometimes I feel like this is what it’s like being on Tumblr

[lesbianredpanda]

Tumblr is gonna die without me knowing a single fucking thing about Homestuck and honestly I think that’s pretty sexy of me

[30-minute-memes]

I Hear That’s Good

[8bott]

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

[tricksythieves]

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system: