Goose That Bites You

*bites you* goose gimmick blog

[evilwizard]

just a heads up. im gonna do a big curse soon

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[grlstlker]

just let me bite you a little

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[girlbloke]

I could really do with a reward or incentive

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[toast-star]

what if we were ibuprofriends :)

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[alexadelphia-official]

Nostalgia was better back in my day

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[contemptible-scoundrel]

can you believe it? sping has spung

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[kosmogrl]

where do you see yourself in 10 tumblr posts

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[apjvff]

*taunts you with my quiet dignity*

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[bugshroom]

my mind palace is not up to code

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[threedollarsdotcom]

is THIS your card (holds up one million of clubs)

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[onesomewhatpeevedwasp]

When you learn how to crochet/ knit or really any type of fiber arts, there will be a voice in your head that tells you that you should make something for everyone for the holidays.

Do not listen to that voice, for it is the devil.

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[gogumagirl]

princess and the pea level sensitive

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[swordlesbianopinions]

I think women in ponds giving out swords is a fine system of governmence actually. May i have one

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*

[dr-gaytorius]

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

[dr-gaytorius]

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]

[goose-that-bites-you]

*bites you*