greasy horror show

I got this dress I'm hiking it up round this waste of laughter

[shabiren]

Student: oh I can’t login to tumblr on this wifi

Me: people still use tumblr?

Student: I use it to view obscene images

[digitised-celluloid]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[meangirlnurse]

Stardew Valley cracks me up bc like. at no point does the game even attempt to explain a game mechanic to you. guess, google or die

[laslloronas]

[puniper]

imagine fucking up this bad

[nintwentydo]

[the-meme-curator]

[auckie]

[horrorofthebeast]

Wyd after smoking this

[hellbabyfromhell]

[brainstatic]

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

[queenrinacat]

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

[edweeirdo]

Some of these are fucking wild.

[maxburnett]

[hydro-homies]

[omocat]

ash’s sno-cone stand at the frozen lake. he’s an entrepreneur. (2019)

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

i go into my local liquor store and attempt to buy a bottle of vodka. the cashier asks to see my ID. i open my wallet and find a crumpled piece of cardboard that states that i am an official member of the american girl dolls club. the card is still valid. the cashier looks at me in confusion. “i go on the website every day,” i say monotonously. “i’m a very active member.” the aged mother behind me recognizes the card. she seems confused. “that club closed in 2006,” she begins. “my daughter used to go on that website when she was a kid.” her voice begins to waver as i stare into her eyes. my eyes are glazed over. my hands are trembling. the charms on my american girl dolls club bracelet tinkle with my movements. the music in the liquor store has stopped. “do you have a valid government-issued ID, ma’am?” the cashier whispers. i nod, gesturing to my american girl dolls club membership card. “this is the real government,” i whisper. my whole body is shaking. i receive a phone call. my ringtone is “i like your style,” produced by the american girl dolls company. i do not answer it. “can i take the vodka” i ask, but it does not sound like a question. it is difficult to hear me over the incessant upbeat tune of my ringtone. the cashier nods. “i like your style,” i croak as i place the bottle into my american girl dolls backpack. i exit swiftly.

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

yeah

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

this response has been haunting me for days now. i cant stop thinking about it

[shabiren]

I left tumblr for like two years and none of my mutuals post here anymore where did you all go???

[shabiren]

Still killing it out here. Novice and Open champions #landslide

[catchymemes]

The Collection

[soundsof71]

[soundsof71]

Iggy Pop, San Francisco 1977, by Chester Simpson. Don’t ask about the chair.