[theocseason4]

Everything is embarrassing if you live your life through the eyes of others btw

[valtsv]

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

[valtsv]

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

[bunniope]

rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

[bunniope]

I ONLY DO DIVORCES

-CALLIE MAAMLET, DIVORCE RONIN

[wrenhavenriver]

the cat was sleeping cutely so i took a picture and went to show it to my mom and she burst out laughing and pulled out her phone and showed me a near identical one she'd taken a few minutes before

[wrenhavenriver]

self-proclaimed free thinkers when the cat is doing a snooze:

[seven-oh-four]

they just demoted me to clearance level -2 at the science lab i'm working at. now my keycard isn't a high enough level to open the bathroom door

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[omtai]

Making coffee at home is so great because sometimes it tastes like gorgeous actual coffee youd get for $12 & other times it tastes like ashtray water and you never know what youre doing different to make it so

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[lesvegas]

you can only reblog this if you're not racist

[sevenmoreminutes]

[wagitfag]

picklesbaseball

[old-oak-mentality]

[lakevida]

ive always wanted to try ice cubes but theyve never been within my budget before this is so exciting

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Voting ended onAug 13

[materassassino]

It seems like we're just feeding characters to Miss Piggy at this point

[when-you-fail-again]

[some-lionheart]

[greelin]

“what’s up with you and vampires, man?” we don’t have the time to discuss this

[shepfax]

[jermaobsession]

I really love how this post thumbnail shows in the notes btw