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Music, lyrics, ukulele performance: Rebecca Sugar Arrangement: Aivi & Surasshu Vocal performance: Estelle, AJ Michalka Strings performance: Jeff Ball

goosemode

I love this show.

krudman

I drew this for @beesmygod on twitter, and I might as well post it here.

(Based on this masterpiece. I would kill to own it)

dailytoci

Lobster Jr. figured out the suspended moss balls so much quicker than our old lobster. He also spent most of his time hanging from the bottom munching on the moss.

shencomix

What binds me to this world.

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elagabalus

So Blood Blockade Battlefront just referenced Twins and gave us anime Danny Devito.

A little sleepy.

#drawing #keepitreal

k-eke

Et voici Kirby !!

A tribute all animated to the hero of my childhood : Kirby !

Created in 1992 by Masahiro Sakurai =)

How I love these games, they really rocked my childhood.

Mon préféré restera Kirby Super Star !

flowofinnerconscience

Issue 1: Gif sets

"I love this video! I’m going to make a 20 image gif set so everyone can see it!"

Why not just link the video?! Half the time the gif sets depict an entire scene! It either is too much information to have work right OR completely ruins the actual emotion or original scene.

…

joeygeag-deactivated20250512

THIS

*insert gifset here*

THIS NEEDS SIGNAL BOOST

I WILL REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT MAKES IT ACROSS MY FACE

*insert other usual Tumblr things*

goosemode

THIS

#THIS #IS #IT

goddammitdamian-deactivated2018

I am truly the Nicest Guy

#Fedora #Fedorable #Nice Guys #finish last

shencomix

I’m out.

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iraffiruse

ladyshinga

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

ninja-schween-sexbang

this is me anytime i interact with a cat

nyabbycat

it makes me sad knowing there are still people out there who haven’t watched this show

#FOR KIDS

thejohnsu

But what would have happened if Villager wasn’t there??

I’m so sorry.

Me and @goddammitdamian "dicking" around.

#smashbros #level #thejokeispenis

tiniestshorts

Bread knife

the-hungry-wizard

The french have grown more powerful.

dualdestinies-archive-deactivat

Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

melongifts

Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

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Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!