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hi I'm goose. some people even call me milo. minor

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does anyone really still eat babybel cheese

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Idk who past me thought they were but I've since turned to loving the babybel cheese

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Edit of the "you can do whatever you want forever" comic

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spotify shuffles my music like I shuffle cards

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Whenever I have my playlist of musicals on shuffle and a song ends and I'm left in silence immediately I know that I'm about to listen to Cell Block Tango

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Guy at work today asked me "does cash back charge me"

No, sir, we give away free money if you press cash back! You've figured it out! No one has figured it out yet except for you!

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hey neurotypical people i have a crazy thought. what if instead of getting mad at me for doing and saying things that make you uncomfortable without telling me to stop you could (and hear me out) ask me to stop doing the thing that's making you uncomfortable!!

it has happened car too many times that people just think im an asshole but like i cannot pick up on your social cues. i want to be your friend. stop being a little bitch

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i love being a pedestrian on a busy college campus. yes slow down your stupid car as i cross the crosswalk. kneel to me and my right of way. the king needs to go to Hair Cutting Class.

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good news! getting a good grade in teeth is both normal to want and achievable to have!

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i made this post because my dentist told me she didn't have to like clean any plaque off my teeth but then i remembered that when i had braces the orthodontist would literally give you a letter grade on how good you were taking care of them and I always got Bs

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good news! getting a good grade in teeth is both normal to want and possible to achieve!

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on today's episode of Why Do I Ever Question If I'm Faking What's Wrong With Me: my manager asked me to check all of our knock off rice krispy treats to see if any were expired (we're running a sale right now so there were like... 60 or 70 on our table) and I was so bored until i noticed that they were NOT rotated right (some were dated 4 weeks out before expiry in the front of the display and some were dated for tomorrow at the very back)

so i did what any logical person would do and sorted them all into piles of what day they expired and then put them back on display from oldest to newest and had the ABSOLUTE time of my life

i was having so much fun i passed like 45 minutes just fucking sorting it was so awesome

and afterward i told my manager how much fun i had and she was like "lol yeah thats why i asked you to do it" WHAT

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just watched kpop demon hunters and you guys are stupid. everyone cosplayong the saja boys and doing their dances and singing their songs are going to lose their souls. hope you like being a demon

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me watching kpop demon hunters: poor jinu

:( i wish there was a way for demons to redeem themse-

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ffs I've just reinvented hazbin hotel

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theyre called now and laters because you eat them now and then three hours later you can make a snack out of the half that stuck itself to your teeth

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i think meowing back at your cats is crazy. like this little creechure 1/16 of your size makes a noise at you and you go 'ha! you're not special! watch this!' [does the human equivalent of an appalachian Hey]

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we all know generative ai is bad blah blah blah but I never really considered the impact it's had on kids

today i was helping in a 7th grade classroom and a page on their packet was like those MadLibs things like "my (noun) ate my (noun)" and anyway some of the kids said "I don't know what a verb is" "Milo what's an adjective?" And (5 minutes after I explained what a verb was) "what's a verb again?"

Like... These kids are in 7th grade and they don't know their parts of speech?? I had to constantly tell a kid that "me" was a pronoun and not a noun, and therefore he could not use it

And I looked over at the girl next to me to see how she was doing cause she hadn't asked me any questions and she was in chatgpt asking it for examples of verbs, adjectives, and nouns! What!! How are the kids actually learning or retaining anything?? Maybe the legal age for tiktok and shorts should be 16 what has happened to these poor children's minds

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dont tell me what to do

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Me, sometimes: oh no what if I'm faking autism for attention :(

Also me eating Captain Crunch: I will eat the berries first and then the squares because the squares are tastier! If I eat a square too early on accident I will cry. :)