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Yeah it’s Goose | She/her | Big fan of 1960s Jazz Saxophonist John Coltrane and also Notorius Hedgehog Shadow the Hedgehog cant recommend them enough | 20 | Swedish | Aroace | Art tag is #art tag | Talk to me about your day :) | This blog does not support sexism (against any gender), lgbtqa+phobia, ableism, racism or religious discrimination, if you see anything here containing such messages please inform me.

[ulan-bator]

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[scarlct-vvitch]

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

[thememedaddy]

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

[loveridden1999]

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

[crimson-constellations]

Can you tell I like sokka?

[crimson-constellations]

Im sooooo obsessed with my own sokka design LOOK AT HIS HAIR IM CRASHING OUT HES SO PRETTY

[shortlesbian]

[conkreetmonkey]

After many years of selective breeding, they've finally developed a breed of phoenix that, rather than self-immolating itself into ash, instead roasts itself to a perfect internal 165° F while burning off all the feathers, resulting in an instant, ready-to-eat poultry dinner.

[pallettown]

words cannot describe how much i love showering. my wet contemplative box

[knightobreath]

[bish0ps]

Ok sooooo. and DON'T be mad. We're going to boil you.

[huebris808]

my evil yuri. my evil yuri that fucking sucks

[huebris808]

[selkiewizard]

Ah shit my bowling team has unionized

[selkiewizard]

They're all striking

[birdsareblooming]

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

[birdsareblooming]

holy shit is that kate bush

[gamesoft]

[octolinggrimm-deactivated202409]

[sy--kh]

[calamitysong]