gay stuff all around

Mo, they/them. I'm a nonbinary butch lesbian, 29. NSFW side blog is shorthornylesbian

[shortlesbian]

TERFS sending me anon messages thinking I'll take their bait, lol...

Fuck off.

I fully support transwomen and transmen. I am nonbinary.

Stay out of my inbox.

[longsightmyth]

Someone said the killing of the villain in The Poet Empress was anticlimactic or something and I had to take a minute because I really wasn't sure who the reviewer was referring to as the villain. There are definitely ANTAGONISTS who are pretty villainous, but the point of the whole book is that these are people also failed and shaped by The System/Nation.

The villain is the concept of Nation, and how complicated that becomes, because you have to love the people within Nation (arguably what most would consider Nation, and also arguably the problem is when you Stop Seeing It That Way) and understand it in order to destroy Nation, even slowly.

You have to love it to kill it

It's the entire point of the book

But this person thought one of the princes (they didn't even specify which one in the review!) was the villain. And killing him was anticlimactic.

The (antagonist) princes are relatively interchangeable role wise, even if not on a personal level. That's the point.

[melontoyos-art]

Sanguine Bloom 🌸🩸 Where Thorn meets Bud, and Blood forgets Blood

Hardcover illustration for the Owlcrate edition of Shen Tao's "The Poet Empress" all my links

[gunsandfireandshit]

[bace-jeleren]

[maryfitzroy]

Have you seen Gracie? Officials in Texas search for missing giraffe

Gracie the giraffe is described as having rounded ears. She went missing from a ranch in Real County.

im crying dude

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

[fandomsandfeminism]

To answer some common questions in the tags:

1. How do you lose a Giraffe? She apparently scaled a cliff that served as part of the enclosure (which the other giraffes in the herd had shown no interest in climbing.)

2. Well it should be easier to find her, she's a whole ass giraffe? Yeah, you'd think, but Texas ranches are fuckin huge. The man has apparently hired a helicopter and several drones to aide the search, but no luck yet. She's been seen on some game cameras on the nearby ranches though. But she's sneaky.

3. Why does a random guy in Texas have a herd of giraffes? Because it's Texas and we have basically no exotic animal regulations. No really. If you have enough land out in the hill country, you can just own stuff. It's fuckin nuts.

[asexual-thot]

[crap-userrname16]

[swarnpert]

NO MORE SONGS UNDER 3 MINUTES. GO BACK INTO THE STUDIO

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[clubnich]

The Ninth Saint to Serve the King Undying and her cavalier Ǫ̸̥̬̳̟̞̙̼̳͓̉͋́ṛ̶̠̰̘̤̯̹͎̫̈́̌̚t̸̢̡̧̢̛̛̘̘͎̝̪͉̅͆̈́̈̒̈́̿͘ú̴͉̳͊̀̇͠s̸̺̘̙͑̈̂͂̒̾͜ ̶̘̠͔͆̌Н̴̼͚̱͚̙̭̳̪̙́̐̄̈͌̚и̶̧̌̓̇͜г̶͔̲̼͖̙̳̒̀͌́͋͂͝͝е̴͓͈̲̌н̸̡̢̛̠͚̼̻͍̠̂͂͑̾̇͒̕͝͝а̴̠̪͌̈́̎̀̓̅̀̚͠д̵̭̬͓̠̫͓͓̝̹̍̾ͅ

[steampunkcorgi]

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[aria-winningson]

what's been lost over the years is that originally the central joke of rickrolling was that it wasn't mean. getting tricked into clicking a link that's not what you expected was commonplace, but having it turn out to be something benign was unheard of.

[thorsbaratitty-blog]

“Just because you are different does not mean that you have to be rejected.” - Eartha Kitt

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Seriously they release new animals every week what the hell is this

[iamoutofideas]

my 2 sons scunt and grout who I am trying to give up custody of

[teaboot]

COLUGOS MY BELOVEDS

I LOVE THIS PLANET SO MUCH

[chamomileharborseal]

colugos are amazing!! there are only two species of them and they’re found in southeast Asia. they may resemble bats, but they’re in their own order (Dermoptera) and their closest relatives are primates!

they’re also sometimes referred to as flying lemurs which is funny because they neither fly nor are lemurs :) they ARE able to glide though, and they eat fruit, leaves, and flowers. their incisors are super cool and have grooves that help them feed and also groom themselves!!! they are so interesting and amazing and more people need to know about them!!!!!!!!

[8syntheticanimal8]

I don't care how bad life gets i'm not watching Love Island

[swan2swan]

Where's that tweet about how American chants are "let's go [team name] and some other country (Irish?) fans are "I've made up a song about the other team's drinking problem to the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down one two three"?

[luimnigh]

[ladydevoir]

[snarling-through-our-smiles]

[morhath]

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

[bookaddict7342]

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

[morhath]

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭