Gordon & the Freemen

system blog - collectively he/they pfp by gearbroth follows from jargonfile

[gordon-freesystem]

We call ourselves the Freemen or the Freesystem. We're a sidesystem consisting entirely of Gordon Freeman introjects. Collectively, we use he/they pronouns and go by Gordon.

We don't have a DNI, but we block freely. This is a safe space, so discrimination and hate will not be tolerated.

Our hosts:

Gordon - he/him. Introject from the Half-Life games. Doesn't speak out loud, instead opting for alternative communication methods, such as writing.

Mind - he/him. Introject from the Freeman's Mind series. Tries not to be an asshole to people online.

Our tags:

.rb -> reblogs

.txt -> text posts

.png -> image posts

.html -> favorites

.mp4 -> video posts

.gif -> posts with animated images

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

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personal soundboard for when i'm scrolling various social media websites

[twobeesornottwobees]

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

[achesspiece]

okay but are you a boy 4 dimensional cube or a girl 4 dimensional cube

[achesspiece]

this is genuinely cool as hell thank you for blessing me with the knowledge you exist

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag from abalidoth reading: #hi I'm a non-binary person literally named Tesseract /End ID]

[bucket-of-amethyst]

HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES DAY EVERYONE!!!! 🎹🐀🌈🎶

[escuerzoresucitado]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896

[t3acupz]

before neil banging out the tunes there was czar scraping the strings

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

not my tweet but I thought it would be a good psa for artists here too

[sycamorality]

adding this in a text post addition instead of tags: as per some previous tags, malicious things can also be hidden in pdf files.

and: always search up file extensions and what they do if you don't recognise them or they seem weird, and make sure that even if it is a .png, that there isn't actually a hidden .exe at the end (so, basically make sure you have "show extensions" enabled, or whatever the setting is called)

[peri]

seeing support for lazy eye in any form is so fucking rare and it bums me out. shoutout to people who have a constant lazy eye. shoutout to people who have an occasional lazy eye. shoutout to people who have both eyes that are lazy. shoutout to people who are somewhere in between, a mix, or have a lazy eye in an entirely new way or in a way that is hard to describe. i love you. you don't look stupid, you don't look unattractive. you are beautiful as you are, and anyone who sees you lesser for this isn't worth your time.

[peri]

seeing support for lazy eye in any form is so fucking rare and it bums me out. shoutout to people who have a constant lazy eye. shoutout to people who have an occasional lazy eye. shoutout to people who have both eyes that are lazy. shoutout to people who are somewhere in between, a mix, or have a lazy eye in an entirely new way or in a way that is hard to describe. i love you. you don't look stupid, you don't look unattractive. you are beautiful as you are, and anyone who sees you lesser for this isn't worth your time.

[necarion]

They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not.

Also, because this is incredibly important to Bond for some reason, she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married straight woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie.

We live in the future, and we can admit that all of the cool things that a Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this thing feel "woke" of self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise.

[unichrome]

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

[obfuscus]

[ofcrystalsandart]

[artbygiraffe]

Happy Neil Banging Out the Tunes Day!!!

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[centaurself]

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)