Hell’s Kitchen

Master Chef. Restauranteur. Scorpio.

[gordonramsaysuggestions]

Sir do you specialize in salsa?

I can make salsa but I don’t specialize specifically in that, if that’s what you’re asking.

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Are you a potato?

Are you a stupid fucking muppet?

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Ive been getting better at cooking, and Ive known how to cook a few things by heart (homemade pizza rolls, panfried potatoes and kalbasa, simple things essentially that tatse good.) Any recipies you know that would be easy to cook for beginners?

It sounds like you’ve been doing well. Everyone should be able to cook a good breakfast, you should try your hand at omelettes! Tacos are also fairly simple to make.

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What is your favorite dish to cook?

That’s a tough question, I really do enjoy cooking all sorts of meals. If I had to choose...at the moment I love making chocolate lava cake.

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ramsay, where is my soup

Your soup? It should be out by now…WHAT IDIOT HASN’T PREPARED THE SOUP?!

[358-2-genders]

PREPARE soup? I thought in midgard you could just slorp it from the cans

[yourmomjake]

THAT IS NOT HOW WE DO IN HELHEIM

[gordonramsaysuggestions]

You don’t even put it in a bloody bowl? Honestly Loki…just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD. We certainly don’t use canned soup in my restaurants.

[358-2-genders]

I mean what do i know about restaurants all ive eaten for 5 days is poptart water

[yourmomjake]

ZAZA THAT IS NOT VERY HEALTHY, PLEASE EAT YOUR VEGGIES

[358-2-genders]

Hel i don’t own a health sorry kiddo :/

[gordonramsaysuggestions]

We’re ignoring a very important detail here...what the FUCK is POPTART WATER.

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ramsay, where is my soup

Your soup? It should be out by now…WHAT IDIOT HASN’T PREPARED THE SOUP?!

[358-2-genders]

PREPARE soup? I thought in midgard you could just slorp it from the cans

[yourmomjake]

THAT IS NOT HOW WE DO IN HELHEIM

[gordonramsaysuggestions]

You don’t even put it in a bloody bowl? Honestly Loki...just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD. We certainly don’t use canned soup in my restaurants.

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I am going to fry shampoo.

Why? To eat it?! What horrible thing as possessed you to make you want to fry SHAMPOO?

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Do you enjoy memes?

I am familiar with aspects of internet culture so I enjoy some memes, but probably not on the level of most of you here.

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Look! I’m the Wolverine of chefs!

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is drinking ketchup okay? how long can i live with my diet being strictly ketchup?

If the second part of your question is “how long can I live doing x” I think you already know the thing is not ok. That diet is not only disgusting but you definitely would not live long. Not only is ketchup acidic so drinking large amounts of it will be uncomfortable, but how much nutritional value do you really think KETCHUP has?

[gordonramsaysuggestions]

slorp slorp

Please learn to drink without making that horrendous noise.

[gordonramsaysuggestions]

How do you manage to cook multiple things at once? I once tried making ramen and grilled cheese at the same time and it was a disaster. A good disaster but still a mess and panic.

It gets easier with practice, but you just have to know roughly how long each item takes to cook and plan to work accordingly. If items can’t be completed at the same time, you could also consider making one thing first and leaving it in the oven on low, so long as it doesn’t get over cooked or dried out. I’m glad things turned out ok in the end, you worked through the panic!

[gordonramsaysuggestions]

My brother puts icing in milk and mixes it. It’s an unholy abomination. Should I exorcise him or the milk first?

I think the milk needs to go straight in the garbage and your brother needs to be kept away from the milk and the icing for good. Is it a texture thing? A sweetness thing? Either way it’s a NIGHTMARE

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ramsay, where is my soup

Your soup? It should be out by now...WHAT IDIOT HASN’T PREPARED THE SOUP?!

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

gimme

[toujours-fidele-deactivated2018]

i really, really want this to work

[mew-mew-mothertrucker]

bet

[i-wanna-fly-away]

Pls send

[thnksfrthmania]

SOMEONE SEND ME ONE!!! 😂

[idkhowbutigotcheezwhiz]

I NEED A GORDON RAMSEY IN MY INBOX

[welcometothemusicandthemisery-d]

Over 400,000 notes. This isn’t going to happen

[moondust-draws-deactivated20190]

This ain’t witchy but I’m reblogging it anyway

[eclectic-snowwitch]

I WANT A RAMSEY. GIMMIE - GIMMIE

[lolo-lunacy]

@gordonramsaysuggestions

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I’d love to get a photo of myself

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Help sir i have a fear of the oven-

You are aware that the oven cannot hurt you so long as you use proper safety precautions, aren’t you? Are you afraid of them hurting you? There’s nothing wrong with preferring to cook on a stovetop, but you can acquaint yourself with the oven by using oven mitts putting things in and taking them out so there’s less do a burn risk.

[358-2-genders]

No what if my cat crawls into the oven or onto the stove top!!! Even when i know the cat isnt there i end up having to compulsively check fhe oven every 5 minutes to make sure the cat isnt there,

[gordonramsaysuggestions]

Oh I see, that’s an understandable concern. Perhaps you can cut off any access to the kitchen so you know there’s no way the cat is in there? You shouldn’t leave a stovetop unattended anyway, so you’ll be able to match to make sure the cat isn’t there and can always look as you’re closing the oven. I don’t know if this is helpful or not since it’s a compulsive thing anyway.

[358-2-genders]

But what if my cat can teleport?

[gordonramsaysuggestions]

I have absolutely no clue on how to manage teleporting cats

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a ketchup smoothie is good

Ketchup in iced tea, tomato sauce on ice cream, and now ketchup smoothies? I knew Americans love ketchup but all of you absolutely HAVE to be fucking with me.