where's everyone going, bingo?

👹kit 26 he/they👹 (nsfw sometimes, mdnf lol)

[gorefarmer]

amadeo amadeo

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[cair--paravel]

Ightham Mote, Kent, a moated manor house, parts of which date back to the early 14th century. It has more than 70 rooms, arranged around a central courtyard, and has structural and decorative elements of many centuries. The Great Hall was built around the 1330s-40s, the fireplace in the drawing room is from the early 17th century, and Sir Thomas Colyer-Fergusson added many Victorian elements when he restored the house in the 1890s.

[strike-another-match]

"christian characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are atheist" "atheist characters in movies are poorly written because the writers are christian" stop fighting. all human experience is poorly written in movies because the writers are californian

[tracheotomys]

Takato Yamamoto, Saint Sebastian (聖セバスチャン), 2005. Illustration.

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[rosieandthemoon]

Velvet purse, late 15th c

[threedollarsdotcom]

working on our autobiography

PART ONE

i cant tell you any of that stuf

THE ENT

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

[wcfieldsimpersonator]

[thedreamthieves]

i once again want to say that hulu used to be entirely free with ads, and if you watched two minutes worth of commercials at the start of an episode the next 24 hours would be commercial-free. and now you pay $11.99 per month to watch things with commercials. what the fuck are we doing and how did we allow this to happen lol.

[juney-blues]

shoutouts to the human spinal column for ingeniously crushing itself under its own weight

[thedeliaishere]

spiritualist whose mad at you: you're going to hell

materialist whose mad at you: you're going to reeducation

agnostic whose mad at you: no one know where you're going

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[meanbossart]

I get at least one Morticia & Gomez Addams comparison a week - and for good reason!

[a-french-guardsman]

Me when I'm a dead knight effigy but I keep smiling through eternity because I know I'm serving major cunt

[a-french-guardsman]

Update: I have found the full effigy and it's even crazier actually