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dave | ♂ | 18+ yo my names dave and im a certified king bow down and worship, baby

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ok um this blog is kind of dead 

[ambah]

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guess what its still my birthday 

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notbro liked your post: magically appears on my blog to say happy fucking...

liking the post isnt getting me presents

chop chop hunk

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if you guys dont think im expecting presents and at *least* 4 birthday blowjobs then youre wrong i expect all of those things + more

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magically appears on my blog to say happy fucking birthday to me

where the hell are my presents 

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shlver replied to your post: shlver replied to your post: shlver replied to...

I don’t. I was bored and I heard about the site so.

well now here you are

and here i am

so uh sup dude

[espruen]

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shlver replied to your post: shlver replied to your post: shlver replied to...

I could, but that seems so boring. I haven’t grasped the social standings of life yet, let alone a blogging website.

why would you even want to make friends on a blogging site

that makes us all sound incredibly lame/and or terrible 

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i think im single? where is jake i miss him

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shlver replied to your post: shlver replied to your post: who are you  My...

Likewise. I think you’re the only person I’ve talked to so far that’s actually given me your name.

well tbh i figured you could just read my sidebar and know but better safe than sorry yeah? 

also it just kind of followers the basic construct of social standards 

usually when you meet someone you dont hate instantly you exchange pleasantries or whatever who knows

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shlver replied to your post: who are you 

My name is Dirk, yeah. Though that number might be exaggerated.

nah im p sure i got it right

but yeah hey im dave if you havent picked up on that 

nice to meetcha 

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who are you 

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well it sure has been a couple months

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ugh 

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its been like two weeks hello america 

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