Under The Electric Sky

jacob. 21. snap me!: goregasmz. California. earthling. butts mostly. university student

[jpegenthusiast]

[killowave]

[lazy-cat-corner]

Western history loves to brag about their geniuses, philosophers, thinkers, and innovators throughout history but as far as I know, nobody talks about geniuses in non western history. Why can’t an Aztec community have their neighborhood Einstein who loved to study engineering and physics and helped build an efficient-running town?

[grim-ghastly]

Reblog is you're uncomfortable with how eurocentric our understanding of history is.

[furbearingbrick]

Numerous Egyptian murals: literally explain that stone blocks and large sculptures were transported using water

“Ancient Aliens” fuckos:

[coolfroggyfriend]

say it with me: it's the racism

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[yallive-deactivated20260426]

someone help me please god this image is destroying my life someone please

[hbohmygod]

this is extra fucking funny bc he really is about to do it to somebody and they’re gonna cry

[deletingthisbyeeveryone-deactiv]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

He looks so proud

[aubreeno]

My dream? To become a cryptid. Blurry in photographs but clear in your night terrors.

[emilysblunt]

Bonus: 

[raudrfox-remaking-deactivated20]

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

Me as a demon

[eggsaladstain]

god bless the producers of worst cooks

[endlessnightarts]

BUT DOES RUNNING WATER KILL THEM OR NOT??!

[rainbowravioli]

#I can’t believe this is a real scene#it reads like one of those Incorrect Quotes things as a joke#except it’s real

[rcbbiereyez-deactivated20170412]

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK

[killmongerdreams]

ITS BACK

[chibiuseless]

Oh my god.

[thosekidswhohuntmonsters]

Anthony Mackie is literally gods gift to this otherwise shitty world HAHA

[gaypussyretard]

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

[rot-city]

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

[goblinbutler]

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

[kemonododo]

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

[deadddeviant]

Butterfly effect

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

….oh my god.

[guidancerune]

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[snarksonomy]

@heretic-borne

[stellans]

OMG, I love this!

[c3rvida3]

I hate straight people.

[c3rvida3]

I organized all of the cigarettes behind the counter in rainbow order, and this one girl messed them up, so I joked, “Way to ruin my rainbow. Very homophobic of you,” and now I gotta talk to HR for accusing her of calling me slurs, apparently. Christ.

[candybis-deactivated20140117]

And then Satan said… “Put the alphabet in math”.

[mastercdi-deactivated20240305]

Not again, Satan

[nuggettebunbun]

And then humanity put the greek alphabet in math too.

And even Satan raised an eyebrow and left to study art.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’d be interesting if instead of high school reunions, adults were forced to go back to school for 12 days every ten years to repeat each grade for a day to refresh on forgotten information.